I Have A Job, Byron Leftwich Doesn’t

I was all set to just get tanked and not worry about posting this weekend, but then Byron Leftwich goes and gets himself cut from the Jacksonville Jaguars. Way to go Byron. Being cut is essentially the same as getting fired, and as we know from Office Space, the Bobs like to wait [...]

On Location: Mountaineer Field

That’s right, we’re in Morgantown. Well, Stiles is always in Morgantown, but it’s big news when Charley West (that’s me!) makes it back to Touchdown City. Needless to say, there was a good deal of drinking and paint huffing last night and probably more to follow today. You know what they say, [...]

I Have A Job, Byron Leftwich Doesn’t

I was all set to just get tanked and not worry about posting this weekend, but then Byron Leftwich goes and gets himself cut from the Jacksonville Jaguars. Way to go Byron. Being cut is essentially the same as getting fired, and as we know from Office Space, the Bobs like to wait [...]

Did You Know: Western Michigan

We all know the Mountaineers like the back of our hands (hey, that mole wasn’t there yesterday!). But how much do you really know about our opponents?
Sure, you know we’re playing the Western Michigan Broncos, but did you know that Western Michigan is located in Kalamazoo, Michigan? Did you also know Kalamazoo is [...]

CRR Is A Ventriloquist

He is blowing my mind. I hear him talking, but his mouth is definitely not moving.
By the way, in case you didn’t know, CRR stands for Coach Rich Rodriguez. That little acronym saves me the time of typing out Coach Rich Rodriguez, because who wants to spend 10 minutes spelling out every single [...]

UPDATE: Charges Against Thomas/Lankster To Be Dropped?

We at WBGV are starting to hear more and more chatter (from reputable sources) that charges against J.T. Thomas and Ellis Lankster will be dropped at their hearing on September 10th. The word out of Morgantown is that this was a prank gone horribly wrong — with Lankster not even knowing it had taken place [...]

Undefeated Season: Week #1

Each Wednesday/Thursday/whatever day we want, WBGV will post our predictions for that week’s WVU game as well as 5 of our best picks against the spread (or ATS if you’re an addict). Get ready for some straight knowledge. Holla.
Stiles:
Hoo boy. Opening game. I’ve been looking forward to this for a while. A long [...]

Stiles’ Season Prediction

One of my favorite childhood memories is prior to the 1988 football season. It was from there a much younger and slimmer Beano Cook, surrounded by a couple WVU cheerleaders, predicted an undefeated season for the Mountaineers.
So what does this have to do with anything?
Well, while Beano won’t predict an undefeated season for West [...]

This Combines My Two Favorite Things

Sex and heroin.
Actually, drumline and football. Not that Drumline. Nick Cannon never did it for me.

Charges Against Thomas/Lankster To Be Dropped?

We at WBGV are starting to hear more and more chatter (from reputable sources) that charges against J.T. Thomas and Ellis Lankster will be dropped at their hearing on September 10th. The word out of Morgantown is that this was a prank gone horribly wrong — with Lankster not even knowing it had taken [...]

You Got Knocked The Fuck Out

For your enjoyment, here are some of the biggest hits in recent Mountaineer history.
Look for our college football picks — which will run every Wednesday — later this afternoon.
Quincy on Brandon Merriweather
Addae on Jeff King
Estrada on Derrick Knight
Pat White owning UConn

New Entrance Video

Well, it’s finally here: the new team entrance video. Is it better? Yes. Is it great? Probably not. Is it better than the last entrance? Definitely. Am I drunk? Affirmative. Am I done posing and answering my own questions? I guess.
In my opinion, this [...]

This Is Worse Than The Time I Caught Myself In My Zipper

Well, my worst nightmare has come to fruition, and all it took was the announcement that Pam Ward will be doing (what she calls) play-by-play for the WVU-Marshall game. I knew she always did noon games, but it didn’t even dawn on me that she could do 11 AM games, too. Actually, I [...]

Site Unseen, Football Entrance Best In Nation

The Daily Mail has broken the story on the new football team entrance just today. Unfortunately for us, they also broke the website, as the story is coming up blank.
When it becomes not blank, I’ll be back with an update.
UPDATE: Well, that didn’t take long. Here is the excerpt from the Daily [...]

This Is Worse Than The Time I Caught Myself In My Zipper

Well, my worst nightmare has come to fruition, and all it took was the announcement that Pam Ward will be doing (what she calls) play-by-play for the WVU-Marshall game. I knew she always did noon games, but it didn’t even dawn on me that she could do 11 AM games, too. Actually, I [...]