Al Gore’s Internet Sucks

The Internet has been down all morning and will continue to be down through the rest of the day at my office. We’re going ahead and calling this a lost day, but we will be back tomorrow.

We Pause For A Moment

To bring this update on the basketball team…Andy Katz touches base with Huggins and the rest of the WVU basketball team in a nice preseason profile. You can find it here.
My favorite quote:
“He’s just on us all the time about crashing the boards,” Alexander said. “They never stop. I could rebound perfect all practice [...]

Things That Made Me Want To Throw My Shoe!

In all honesty, there should not be much to be upset about after the dismantling of Rutgers on Saturday. But I’m 5th Year Senior and I get pissed off about not being pissed off. Let the Dew rage begin…#1
WTAE in Pittsburgh let me ask you something. Who in the hell would want [...]

Whores and Horses

This wonderful piece of prose was created over a year ago after Charley’s 4 day weekend in Louisville for the game. Good times…
Louisville sucks.
Not the team, but the school and the collection of greasy, STD-riddled, sluttastic “students” that attend the school.
Saturday night, I enjoyed a trip to what would be best described as a breeding [...]

Yes, Yes, a Thousand Times Yes

There aren’t really words to properly describe this footage of awesomeness. Sure, she’s OK, so we can laugh, but there was a good chance I would be laughing either way.

[With Leather]

THE THRILL OF VICTORY

Well, despite Charley’s early claims, I do travel to games. (Note: Charley passed on going to this game because his tummy hurt. True story.) This weekend, I went into the eye of the storm. Literally. The whole drive up was nothing but rain, which as you might imagine-sucked.
Then came gameday. Pregame, the only thing nastier [...]

Who’s In Your 5?

Kate Hudson
Marissa Miller
Heidi Klum
Carrie Underwood
Ashley Judd
This one is for you Amelia.

Road To The BCS

Let me just start off by saying that I want nothing more than to play in the BCS National Championship game. However, Woody Paige always says, “You guys have to look at the schedule.” After looking at the schedule it does not look good for WVU. I did not include Kansas in this [...]

Rutgers Student Gameday Diary!

9:00 a.m. Why the fuck is it so loud outside, who is this skank beside me, and why the fuck am I wet? Oh shit, I pissed the bed again, “MAAAAA.” I’m at school my ma isn’t here…don’t cry think. This skank isn’t up yet so I’m going to roll her ass to the wet [...]

You Got Knocked The F–k Out

Yes, you, Rutgers. Dominated. Owned. Pwned. Whatever you want. The tradition of Rutgers being West Fuckin’ Virginia’s bitch continues.
Just ask Ray Rice:
“We got outplayed,” said Rice, who rushed for 142 yards on 30 carries and became the first Rutgers player to surpass 1,000 yards rushing three times. “They came out [...]

You’ve Been Nickled and Dimed

Yeah, trust me, I hated the use of “Nickel and Dime” just as much as you did. But when you can’t think of a better headline…

Actually, We’re Going Up

After watching this video, it’s safe to say I would rather live in Britney Spears’ vagina than live in New Jersey. At least it’s cleaner.

I Got Drunk Yesterday

Seriously, really, aggressively drunk. It was fun. But then today, I pay. So, when I fully recover tomorrow morning, there shall be posts. Expect a recap of the Rutgers game and hot chicks. But for now, this is the best I can do:

Picture > 1,000 Words

Soulja Boy Is Dead

Long live __________?
Soulja Boy is one of the most annoying songs ever to grace this fine planet. The accompanying dance? Even worse. That’s why I am jumping on the anti-Soulja Boy bandwagon and trying to do something about it. And don’t give me any of that racist crap. My wife [...]