Mush! Mush!

Tomorrow’s game in Storrs is WVU’s golden ticket.  Not to Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, because that Young Frankenstein guy surrounds himself with little people and they terrify me. 
And not to the Pawtucket Patriot factory, because Family Guy regulates youtube videos like my employer regulates sexual harassment.  Since when was ’sugarbreats’ offensive?  I was under the [...]

The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (2/29/2008)

Note: We apologize for our absence yesterday. Please forgive us.
Welcome, By-Godders, to the Friday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by the Chicago Beer Society.
If you didn’t know by now, DePaul is in the city of Chicago. It’s alright if you didn’t know that. By the looks of the crowd Wednesday [...]

DePaul is DeGay

DePaul est la plus grande école catholique aux Etats-Unis.
Loosely translated, DePaul is going to get run over like a cop in front of Randy Moss.
I know this for a fact, as I have developed and indisputable mathematical calculation to prove it.

Hump Day: NFL Cheerleaders Edition

I spent about 20 minutes trying to come up with a good connection between WBGV, hump day, and NFL cheerleaders. After awhile, the bulge in my pants simply became too unbearable and I gave up.

The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (2/27/08)

Welcome, By-Godders, to the Wednesday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by a big room full of empty beer cans.
If you hadn’t noticed, a few of us on this site went to law school. In fact, one of us is finishing the bar exam tomorrow. I won’t say exactly who, but it’s 5th [...]

New Staff, New/Old Recruiting Scene

Anytime you have a new staff, you’ll inevitably have a change in recruiting tack and area. Of course, when you promote from within — like WVU did — the changes are usually minimized. With that said, there has already been a definite migration of where WVU is looking for football talent.

The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (2/26/08)

Welcome, By-Godders, to the Tuesday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Everclear.
No, not that Everclear, this one.

Note the torn “gloves” and ratty leather jacket. When you’re not in college and in a picture featuring you holding up a bottle of Everclear, you can pretty much count on being a drunk with torn clothes. You [...]

Let’s Take Things Down A Notch

We’re now a few weeks removed from Signing Day and things have really started to slow down. Sure, the basketball team is still doing it’s thing, but as far as football goes, we’re in a dead period until spring practice. Even then, there’s not much news until the Gold/Blue Game.
So, we’ll still be [...]

The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (2/25/08)

Welcome, By-Godders, to the Monday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Palmetto Ale.
Palmetto Ale is a fantastic micro-brew from Charleston, SC. The reason I picked Palmetto is because my entire family has, in the last 10-15 years, relocated to this city. In the middle of February, it doesn’t sound so bad. [...]

Now Tell Me Something I Don’t Know

 
Yeah, WVU won by 20 something at home against an inferior/less athletic Big East bottom feeder.  What’s new?
Nothing.
Wake me up when the Mountaineers beat a team with a winning record.  Until then, I’m unimpressed by their ability to beat up on the little guy.

What I Would Do To Wannstedt

Before:

Charley West For Athletic Director

As you’ve probably seen already, Ed Pastilong is set to retire on July 1, 2046 2010. At that point, he’ll stay on for another 13 2 years to tutor his successor. This is very big news, especially since we can enjoy it for another 2+ years. Really savor it. Or get [...]

The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (2/22/08)

Welcome, By-Godders, to the Friday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Genesis Ale.
Since it’s Friday, we can really let down our hair and finally — finally! — say whatever we want. Nothing better to get started on our day of mayhem than to drink the chosen beer of the chosen beer.  You can [...]

Shit You Might Actually Want To Wear

We’re actually quite proud of ourselves. We took down our last t-shirt store for two reason: 1) the actual shirts were made of shitty material; and 2) what we decided to write on them sucked. This time, however, we may have actually come up with a shirt you might want to buy/wear. [...]

The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (2/21/08)

Welcome, By-Godders, to Thursday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throdown presented to you by St. Pauli Girl. The only consistent thing about this team is their inconsistency and horrible foul shooting. I stopped watching at the half so I could study for a test.
Do not give up hope, however, because this team is not [...]