Maybe Next Time

X-Men’s Last Stand

Today we play the least of the Xaviers: Nady, McDaniel, and finally the Musketeers. Of course, Xavier is most famous for having the gayest French mascot this side of UVA. (Ed. note: Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Gay, that is. We certainly don’t approve of being French.)

It’s (Sweet 16) Gameday!

Tonight, we play Xavier. Tonight, we beat Xavier. This morning, I stole a line from a fictional high school coach’s inspirational speech in Varsity Blues. Screw Bud Kilmer — and screw Xavier too.
Anyways, tonight’s game tips at 7:10, or 5:10 4:10 Phoenix time (yes, 4:10). You remember Phoenix, right? Last [...]

Hump Day: Girls of Xavier Edition

Just kidding.
Originally, my actual plan was to try to find Xavier girls for Hump Day. Then I made the mistake of doing a Google Image search for “Girls of Xavier.” It wasn’t pretty. I ended up with pictures of three dudes and a horse. Not even a good horse, like Mister [...]

CFN Still Has That Pesky Drug Problem

Pete Fiutak and CFN are previewing spring football with “20 Big Questions,” the last of which is, “The BCS matchups will be…?” This is a bold question to answer in mid-March but CFN, being the junkies that they are, felt up to this herculean task. Needless to say, they failed miserably. Most [...]

Cam Thoroughman = BAMF

Cam Thoroughman has become a semi-celebrity among Duke haters everywhere for planting Gerald Henderson on his ass. Just watch and enjoy.

[courtesy Awful Announcing]

Who Cares, Put Us On SportsCenter

If you caught last night’s SportsCenter, you would have noticed a story about WVU. The story, reported by George Smith, focused on the basketball team as a distraction from the Rich Rodriguez fiasco.
Most WVU fans would tell you that both downplays the basketball team’s accomplishments and overplays the impact of Rodriguez on day-to-day Mountaineer [...]

When Our Work Is Done For Us

We applaud you Mountaineer basketball.
We take pride here at WBGV in talking as much shit towards other teams as possible. But, we also take pride in sitting on our ass and letting other people do the job for us. That’s why your post game press conference was a thing of beauty. It [...]

This Just In: Pitt Still Sucks

Want to know why Pitt didn’t land star recruit Terrelle Pryor?
The chief reason he never looked at Pitt has to be that Pitt has a tough time putting fannies in the Heinz Field seats. Who wants to play in front of 25,000 when you can play before crowds four times as large at Ohio State?
You [...]

WVU and Sweet 16 — Like Lamb and Tuna Fish

– Oh, yes. They make terrific pair. They went together like lamb and tuna fish
– Lamb and tuna fish?
– Maybe you like spaghetti and meatball? You more comfortable with that analogy?
Actually, I like lamb and tuna fish, so we’re sticking with that.
WVU is back in the Sweet 16 for the third time in four years. [...]

Wrapping Up The Duke Triumph

When you’re the national game on CBS and you beat one of the most storied and hated programs in the country, you’re going to get a LOT of press. We’ve tried our best to track down most of it.
Enjoy.

Fantastically Fantastic Duke Highlights

He’s [Thoroughman] going to get votes for Governor!
Easily my favorite quote of the day.

SWEET 16!!

It was dicey, but this group of guys showed that I’m an idiot — and that they are all heart.
MVP Joe Mazzulla: 13 points, 11 rebounds, 7 assists, and 100% effort all damn day

FUCK YOU DUKE

Yep, they are going to fuck us all game. You might as well put Coach K’s dick in your mouth rather than a whistle.

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