Welcome, By-Godders, to the Tuesday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Wheaties. What is that you say, you can’t shotgun Wheaties? Well, let me tell you something buddy, you can!
Joe Alexander has been shotgunning the shit out of Wheaties over the last few games. Back-to-back 32 point performances how else do you explain it? Joe wants to be, wants to be, wants to be like Mike.
EAT SHIT PITT EAT SHIT PITT
Now on to the Throwdown…
What You (may have) Missed:
- WVU kicks the
shitPitt out of Pitt: In a semi-must win game WVU pulls out the W. WVU played good defense in stretches and played with heart the entire game. Hell of a game fellas and thank you seniors. - Kansas puts a beating on Texas Tech: I think I found Final Four team number 2.
- Auburn DE Antonio Coleman injured during spring practice: Is it too early to start talking about how this will effect their ability to contain Devine and White on stretch plays?
Video’s of Disinterest:
Like Mike if I could be like Mike!
What to Watch:
- Florida State +18 @ North Carolina: UNC may be team number 3 in my Final Four depending on how well Ty Lawson recovers from the ankle injury. Take the Noles as UNC will be looking to its matchup this weekend against Duke.
- Purdue +2.5 @ Ohio State: Must win game for the Buckeyes.
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“Is it the super long shorts?” … that only come halfway down his thigh.