Welcome, By-Godders, to the hump day edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Schmitts Gay.
Due to the recent women’s suffrage movement, both men and women are now able to enjoy hump day. We are also legally obligated to provide women-friendly content at least once a year. So as to not draw the wrath of feminists, gay men, and Anne Heche, we’re running with the alternative theme today*.
OK, enough legal jargon…on to the Throwdown!
* Note: Just kidding. We’ll be back with the regular dose of T&A later today.
What You (May Have) Missed:
- Pitt (Not At All) Surprisingly Back To Talking Football: All it took was one ass-kicking to get them off basketball immediately. After last game? Football didn’t exist. I’m surprised it does this time, considering ESPN picked them 6th in the Big East.
- Bubble Watch Watch: It won’t be updated until later today, but my guess is we move from “Work Left To Do” to “Should Be In.” And if we don’t? Andy Glockner dies.
- We Ain’t Won Shit: Unfortunately, we failed to win (or place) in either Best Big East Blog or Best New Blog. But, we’re not bitter, considering these awards are so full of shit. C’mon, be serious: Iowa and Louisville on top of anything football related in 2007? That’s unpossible.
Video of Disinterest:
- If you’re still reading after the
questionablyflaming gay entrance, then this is part of your reward. That’s right, song girls. You’re welcome.
What To Watch For:
- Memphis (-1000) @ SMU: It’s games like this in March that make sure Memphis loses before the Final Four. What a joke.
- Teams That Hve No Chance Playing Basketball: Yes, conference tournaments really get into the swing this week. They actually started yesterday, but we’ll understand if you didn’t notice. You must have been too busy doing anything else.
Filed under: shotgun/throwdown
The USC “Song Girls” are the most overrated bunch of ho’s in the nation.
Give me southern girls in sun dresses or WVU girls passed out on the grass of law school hill any day of the week over the ho’s at USC.
Well east coast girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
And the southern girls with the way they talk
They knock me out when Im down there
The mid-west farmers daughters really make you feel alright
And the northern girls with the way they kiss
They keep their boyfriends warm at night
I wish they all could be california
I wish they all could be california
I wish they all could be california girls
She wears snakeskin boots made by Calvin Klein
And cheap sunglasses from the five and dime
All the other girls in school they give her dirty looks
She got an “A” in math and never cracked a book
Sure looks good in her denim and pearls
Rock my world little Country girl
Rock my world
Drag me out on the floor
Dance with me till I can’t dance anymore
One-step, two-step, get in a line
I gotta find a way to make you mine
I tell her that I love her but it ain’t enough
She says I got to learn to loosen up
Get a little wild on Saturday night
But make sure she’s home before the mornin’ light
Sunday she’s all ribbons and curls
Rock my world little Country girl
Yeah. I think we all know which is the better song, partner.
In 18-hundred and 63
Abe Lincoln gave the call
The 35th star was on the flag
That chose not to be a country-music-singing, stars-and-bars waving, cornucopia of redneck activities.
I vote with Stiles.
Your vote doesn’t count you’re gay!
If only it were that simple.
…You’re right. Thanks for the Schmitt’s Gay commercial!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meh….