Crystal Ball Of Fun

There are only sixty-five days until the season begins and preseason prognostications are flying in from publications across the nation. Everyone from Pat Forde to stupid SEC fans wearing jean shorts have an opinion of what will happen this upcoming season. I’ve been in hiding these last few weeks crunching the numbers, punching [...]

When Was the Last Time Colorado Was Good at Football?

If you said, 2001,  you are correct.  That was the last time the once proud Buffaloes lost fewer than five games in a season.  Since then, Colorado has changed from a coach who used sex to recruit players (and epically responded to a female kicker’s allegations of harassment by saying she  was an “awful” player who [...]

I Don’t Care Who You Are, This Is Funny

Courtesy of MGoblog … who’s self-esteem is so low he has to ask for a link from this site.

One Lovable Ticking, Psychopathic Time Bomb

Spencer Hall, aka Orson Swindle, wrote something about us. Here is what I thought about it.
It’s difficult to talk West Virginia football without having someone throw a flaming object or whiskey bottle at you, and let me be the first to say, good for you, flaming object/whiskey bottle thrower. It’s that [...]

The Mock Turtle on Ebanks, Jones

Billy Hahn, aka “The Mock Turtle,” joined other WVU coaches on a trip last week through Charley West (the town, not your author, because that would be gross). During that trip, he had some interesting insights and comments on this most recently signed recruiting class.
The most interesting was this little tidbit (and I’m slightly [...]

Our Long University Nightmare Is Over

ACC Raids Big East Again!

The ACC, the red headed step child of BCS conferences, has done it again to the Big East. But this time they raided the commissioner’s office. Yes, you heard right John Swofford has somehow convinced Big East commissioner Mike Tranghese to leave his post and take a position with the ACC.
This shocking news [...]

2008 WVU Football Wish List

National Championship
Kiss a girl.
Have Pac-Man make it rain at Hummers after being appointed Interim University President.
Steal Dave Mustache’s wandstache right before the Pitt game, in the old college prankster tradition.
Have Pat white win the Heisman.

Marshall’s Season in Pictures

Actually, just one picture.

Unintentional Comedy Hour

All one really needs to do for a quick chuckle is simply look at Marshall beat writer Doug Smock’s picture. That picture is hung on the ceiling over my bed so the girls I trick into sleeping with me know that they could’ve done worse. However, after I give them my O face they [...]