Yesterday Certainly Didn’t Suck

At the very least, we beat Villanova yesterday. That should be reward in itself. But, as I see it, yesterday was a pretty damn good day.

Bowling Green 27, Pitt 17
Utah 25, Michigan 23
East Carolina 27, Virginia Tech 22

That’s a full day of orgasmic defeats and upsets.  So while you’re busy bitching about [...]

On Location: Morgantown, Ya’ Heard

So there’s a vicious rumor going around town that there’s a game tomorrow. 
I didn’t want to believe it.  As far as I’m concerned, it’s still baseball season.  Or women’s soccer season.  To be honest with you, I’m still satisfied with my lingering Olympics high.  That synchronized diving really did it for me.  I felt that [...]

Put The House On Me

[thanks, as always, to Dougity Dog]

Please Remember To Celebrate Responsibly

With college football season now just hours away, I though this the best time for a public service announcement.
There will be a lot of big wins this season, and at times, you may feel yourself wanting to celebrate. Like, a lot. Like with tons of booze, a can of gasoline, and a box [...]

Hump Day: It’s F’ing Football Season!

Football season! Hooray! Tits! Hooray! I would love to see someone try to bitch about either of those two.

Seriously, Why Can’t They All Be ‘Nova Girls?

First off, let’s meet our author. This is Emmett Fitzpatrick:

Looks decent enough. From outside Chicago, so I have no beef there. Though he is an English major, so we should go into this thinking that just touching a girl’s leg is an accomplishment.
The reason we’re meeting our boy Emmett is because he [...]

ESPN Definitely Hates/Loves Us

(Just for the record, this also goes for CBS, SI, Rivals, Scout, and every other news media outlet in existence, past, present, or future.)
This has to stop. Seriously, it has to. It’s the most annoying thing that I, as a Mountaineer fan, have to endure on a daily basis. What is it [...]

Remember, We Be On The Facebook

Since school started about a week ago, I figured I would remind everyone of our presence on Facebook. Currently, we have 259 fans, including myself. If you were ever desperately craving to know my identity, you now have a 1/259 chance of randomly finding it on Facebook. So join the group and [...]

Blacksburg Meltdown In 3, 2, 1…

Sean Glennon is Virginia Tech’s starting QB.
[Pause for laughter]
[Pause for more laughter]
[My spleen is starting to hurt due to all the laughter]
And that’s not even the funny part.
Not only will Sean Glennon start for your Virginia Tech Hokies, wunderkind Tyrod Taylor is expected to redshirt this year. You remember Taylor, the guy who was [...]

Official Big EAST Football Power Poll (Week #1)

There is nothing more important in college football than the polls. Polls are everywhere, whether they be polls of the media, polls of the coaches, or polls of other polls. Quite simply, they are the lifeblood of the sport. In fact, the games themselves are just a pastime until the newest polls [...]

Things I Would Rather Do Than Watch Syracuse and Northwestern Play “Football”

Syracuse and Northwestern open their respective seasons this Saturday, playing a game that could end the very existence of college football. Here is a list of things I would rather do than watch that game, as if the post title wasn’t descriptive enough:

Have sex with the girl on the right.
Colonoscopy.
Help Rich Rodriguez move.
Accept Dave [...]

The Kragthorpe Diaries IV

Note #1: This is Steve Kragthorpe’s actual diary. We can’t control the fact that he has a sailor’s mouth and is misogynistic towards women. We can only love him for it.
Note #2: Previous, even less polished editions of The Kragthorpe Diaries can be found here, here, and here.
Dear Diary,
Fuck.

In 7 Days…A New Era Begins!

By Popular Demand…..ATTACKLE!

They’re here.

Leave No Doubt! T-Shirts

We all remember this, right?

Well, now you can own a piece of Bill Stewart’s speech. In totally awesome, kick-ass, 100% cotton t-shirt form.

Also available in gold. And look for more t-shirts coming in the next few days. We want you to be well prepared for the Villanova game [...]