That’s Gonna Leave a Mark

Watching Noel Devine on Saturday made the eyes jump out of my skull. 

 

What Is That Smell?

Normally, West Virginia ships its trash to New Jersey but this Saturday the trash will be sent back our way as Rutgers visits Morgantown. The Schiano Knights are coming off a HUGE win against FCS opponent Morgan State. Now that is a win you can build your program around.
Rutgers has never won in [...]

Taking Your Temperature

Let’s play doctor for a minute. Not the middle school version, where you convinced a girl it would help her with science when all you really wanted to do was touch your first boob. Rather, I want to take your temperature about the rest of the season following a win.
Many of you have [...]

OK, That Was 100% Decent

Decent win Saturday.
Think it was great?  Good?  Awesome?  Fucking spectacular?  A lot of Mountaineer fans did.  I didn’t.  Decent is as far as I will go.
We went out and executed everything pretty well Saturday.  The running game rolled up our once customary 300+ yards.  The passing game took just enough pressure off the running game. [...]

On Location???

Am I in Morgantown right now? Will I drink beer and fuck bitches this weekend? The answer to the second question is always yes.

Better Defensive Scheme Than The 3-3-5?

My guess is that opposing offenses won’t be so quick to attack us vertically if they were facing a wall of fecal gas. But that’s just me. Maybe Marshall likes the smell of shit, who knows.

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. – A man has been charged with battery on a police officer for allegedly passing [...]

Yeah, I Guess I’ll Go To The Game

…but only because there’s beer.
Seriously, this has what it has come to with me.  I don’t even really want to go.  The past few weeks as a fan have completely zapped me of any energy and enthusiasm I had towards this team and program.  And you can’t even call me a pessimist or a bandwagon-jumper. [...]

Hump Day

Sorry it is late but boobs are boobs no matter what time of day. More hump after the jump.

Things That Make Me Want To Throw My Shoe

I will be wearing the above boat shoes on Saturday. If you are hit with one of them, I’m sorry, I have really bad aim. I have a feeling I will want to throw them at fans more than the football team or coaches. While I am upset with our football teams [...]

Is Our Coach Retarded?

Over/Under: Coach Stewart and the SATs  
1) Under 1000
2) Over 1000
View Results
Make your own poll

[Thanks to MGoBlog for the only picture that would make me wish I was a Michigan fan. Just kidding. Fuck you.]

We Are…..Irrelevant!!

Sure, WVU has lost a few games recently but is there any real chance we get beat by Marshall? There is no chance in hell that happens. The coaching staff will gel with the players and call a game that will be a thing of beauty. Do I have any facts, stats, or proof?  [...]

Let’s Be Realistic!

I’ve bitched a lot and will undoubtedly bitch some more but we can salvage a successful season. We can win 10 games, win the Big East Championship, and go to a BCS bowl. Don’t give up just yet. Don’t jump off the bandwaggon. Patrick White and the rest of the players deserve [...]

Was It All A Bad Wet Dream?

After only a couple hours sleep, I woke up from the drug induced comma hoping that it was Thursday morning. Unfortunately, it is Friday and we are a sub .500 team. From the moment I stepped out of bed I have been shaking my head in disbelief. Did we really just get beat [...]

Everybody Fucking Panic, Part Deux!!!!

How many times did we shoot ourselves in the foot during that game? My guess is at least 10-15. Penalties, stupid-predictable-fan-influenced play calls, and poor tackling.
I have so many thoughts running through my head right now that I can’t get them all out to write a logical post. I know, I know whats new. Here [...]

HCBS Interview

Extra, extra, read all about it. WBGV has an exclusive fake interview with HCBS. Charley and I were flown out to Colorado on the WVU jet to ask these probing and well thought out questions. We got some juicy information.