You’d Think Drugs Would Do The Trick, But No

 
This just doesn’t do it for me.
Seriously, Saturday’s game against UConn is a big game.
Seriously.
I keep telling myself that, over and over.  And over and over.  It’s the top two teams in the Big EAST squaring off for control of the conference’s BCS bid.  It’s actually a huge game.  But it’s still UConn.  And as [...]

UConn Beat It To This

There will be more to come later. Right now I am at work and cannot access the good stuff.

Bring Your Green Helmets We’re Going Streaking

Boredom makes you do strange things. No, downloading porno is completely normal. I’m talking about watching a few minutes of Marshall v. Houston last night on ESPN2.
Before I vomitted in my mouth a little from ugly ass football I noticed something that made me throw my fucking shoe. Marshall had on green fucking helmets. Why [...]

Don’t Be A Panty Dropper

I don’t know if it is good or scary that HCBS is taking the fans’ advice so seriously. On Friday, I suggested that we temper our expectations and realize it was only one game.
I did not think this would resonate but after a summer of press conferences that did nothing but raise our expectations, [...]

Fight To The Death With Chip Malafronte

Actually, I just asked him some questions, and he answered them, so that headline might be a misleading.
Either way, Chip is the UConn football beat writer for the New Haven Register.  He also is the proprieter of “Runway Ramblings,”  a very good UConn football blog which has been linked from this site for months (I highly recommend [...]

It’s UConn Week!

That’s right, boys and girls, it’s UConn week.  And what a big week it is.
Every year, when the schedule comes out, I circle this game as one of the biggest of the Mountaineers’ season.  With two national championships, eight Elite 8 appearances, and tons of All-Americans, UConn is one of the most storied programs in [...]

Someone Get This Man A Tissue

I kid you not, this was actually posted on the Marshall Rivals board.  Seriously, a man, presumably sobbing gently and standing on a ledge somewhere in Huntington, took the time to type this diatribe.  WVU’s success has affected him so much that he is losing the will to live.  That’s taking Marshall’s jealousy to a [...]

Are You Officially Back On The Bandwagon?

 

War Damn Mountaineers!

Late in the second quarter, just before Pat White threw the touchdown pass to Alric Arnett, the WVU offense changed.  Down 17-3, this team (and the staff) had a choice: score points or pack up the season.  From my seat, you could almost see the exact moment it happened.  A four play, 78 yard touchdown [...]

Holy Fucking Shit That Felt Good

One game, makes you sit up and take notice. Two games, gives you a big’ol chubber. The third game, we perform as we did last night and we are back.
While last night’s performance was huge for this team, we need to temper our excitement and remember it was only one game. We looked pretty damn [...]

Starring At Our Tailgate Tonight

While you’re busy tonight drinking skunked Natty and freezing your ass off, we’ll be busy chatting it up with Tommie Frazier and Erin Andrews. It’s a hard life, but someone has to live it.

Auburn: They Are Not Worth Your Hate, Only Your Pity (and Even Then Not Really)

Dear Readers of West By God Virginia,
I am writing to you today at the behest of Mr. Charley West, whom you may know as the author of the blog you are currently reading. Mr. West contacted me earlier in the week in an attempt to procure some “shit talk,” as he so eloquently put [...]

War Damn Hump Day

We have quite a few good Auburn features coming tomorrow.  In the meantime, we present to you some other good Auburn “features.”  And by features, I mean tits.  Get it?

Oh Yeah, We Play Auburn Thursday

Rodriguez vs. Hitler — The Ultimate Showdown

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As we all probably know by now, Lou Holtz — the Patrick Henry of gameday shows — referenced Adolf Hitler when talking about Rich Rodriguez’s leadership skills.  I wish I could tell you more than that, but unfortunately, the comment made absolutely no sense in context.  Even so, we at WBGV believe that Holtz [...]