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Best Of WBGV: OOOOOOOOO W-V-U (clap) FIRST DOWN!!

I’ve heard through the grape vine that last night during HCBS Call-In Show that there was a mention of MY idea to change the First Down cheer. I would like to congratulate myself for being a true revolutionary. I feel as if I was molded in the image of the greatest revolutionary in [...]

Best Of WBGV: Fraud Offers WVU $1.5 Million And A Box Of Envelopes

According to ESPN, Rodriguez has offered to pay WVU $1.5 million for breaching a contract that calls for $4 million in liquidated damages. I think I’m a high enough ranking official within WVU’s Athletic Department to say, “HAHAHAHA How ’bout you just pay $4 million bitch.”

These Ladies Give Me Hand Cramps

These are my favorite women.

In 2002, I Hit Ronald Blackshear In The Head…

…with a nerf basketball that I launched onto the court after a devastating OT loss.
The year before, I obtained his cell-phone number and posted it on a sign at the game. And we called it about a thousand times.
That same year, J.R. VanHoose, during pre-game warmups, walked over to me in the front row [...]

Best of WBGV: Hump: I Like It, I Love It, I Want Some More Of It

I love boobs. I love butts. Here are some pictures featuring both and some up the skirt action.

Best of WBGV: Hump Day: NFL Cheerleaders Edition

This was our most popular hump day post ever. Who the hell cares when it originally ran, but there are more to come. You can also expect an original hump day towards the end of the day that I think everyone will enjoy.

I spent about 20 minutes trying to come up with a [...]

Best of WBGV: The Kragthorpe Diaries

Note: This was the first installment of The Kragthorpe Diaries, originally “printed” September 26, 2007 — long before anyone started reading this site.  Since then, Kragthorpe has lost to Syracuse (twice), Kentucky (twice), and had Rutgers put up 63 measly points.  Needless to say, The Krag’s life has gotten worse.

Oh. Shit.
I am so completely [...]

Best Of WBGV: I’m Gonna Come At You Like A Spider Monkey!

Note: This piece originally ran on January, 4, 2008, after our amazing bowl win against Oklahoma. The fact that I still believe almost every word of this probably makes a lot of you very mad. BITE ME

When I got a text around 5:30 a.m. yesterday morning stating that Head Coach Bill Stewart, “HCBS”, got [...]

Best Of WBGV: WVU To Leave Big EAST…

Note: This piece originally ran on December 26, 2007, during the heart of our fantastically inept coaching search.  The fact that half our readers thought it was real doesn’t say a lot about that half of our readers.

MORGANTOWN, West Virginia — In a stunning announcement late Wednesday, West Virginia University President Mike Garrison announced that [...]

Allow Myself To Introduce….Myself

Usually, when there’s a lack of posts on this website, it’s merely us being lazy. Or hungover. Or both.
But this time, we have a legitimate excuse. Over the past few months, we have been working on starting a new chapter in our blog lives. That work, along with countless hours from [...]

Locked and Loaded

Like a sunrise over the mountains that burns off the morning fog to reveal West Virginia’s great beauty, the authors of this site will reveal something huge for Mountaineer fans everywhere on Monday morning.
Prepare yourself…

See Joe Dunk!

Could Joe Alexander become the NBA version of Peyton Manning?
See Joe Dunk

Insert UConn Pun Here

No, UConn not.  Yes, UConn.  UConn do it.  We get it headline writers, UConn sounds very similar to “you can.”  Very clever. 
Anyway you put it though, your 22nd ranked West Virginia Mountaineers play host to cancer-prone Jim Calhoun and his Connecticut Huskies tonight.  May we beat them like rented mule.  Or a woman who talks.
“Tonight we play [...]