Best Of WBGV: OOOOOOOOO W-V-U (clap) FIRST DOWN!!

I’ve heard through the grape vine that last night during HCBS Call-In Show that there was a mention of MY idea to change the First Down cheer. I would like to congratulate myself for being a true revolutionary. I feel as if I was molded in the image of the greatest revolutionary in American history, Hugh Hefner.

I give you boobs, ass, and great articles, just like Hef. So help me and the other revolutionaries out there to change the first down cheer. It is simple and I don’t even care if you are too drunk to point in the right direction, just do this…

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO W-V-U (clap) First Down

If people around you are not receptive to this change, physically force them to do this cheer by placing your hand on their throat until they listen.  See, there is a simple violent solution to every problem

Best Of WBGV: Fraud Offers WVU $1.5 Million And A Box Of Envelopes

According to ESPN, Rodriguez has offered to pay WVU $1.5 million for breaching a contract that calls for $4 million in liquidated damages. I think I’m a high enough ranking official within WVU’s Athletic Department to say, “HAHAHAHA How ’bout you just pay $4 million bitch.”

Best of WBGV: Hump: I Like It, I Love It, I Want Some More Of It

I love boobs. I love butts. Here are some pictures featuring both and some up the skirt action.

Is It Ironic, Or Am I As Dumb As Alanis Morisette?

Is it ironic that Boston College will fire Jackoffzinski if he takes an interview with the Jets, which shows “disloyalty,” when only a few years back BC left the Big East for ASS Conference?

Loaylty? Are you fucking kidding me? The Big East kept you relevant when your programs sucked. I hope you fire him and don’t win a game next year but the ASS sucks so they could luck into winning 10 games.

Whether it is ironic or not, Gene DeFilippo (pictured above) is an asshole and should be kicked in the taint everyday. Oh yeah, I hope Jared Dudley is bald and homeless somewhere. I hate that guy.

I could not find the Ed Hill catch so enjoy Angel Estrada destroying a BC receiver.

Random Goodness

It may be cliche but fuck it. It is a great night to be a Mountaineer wherever you may be. The football team finished this season on a positive note and showed that there are great things to come in the future.

The basketball team absolutely embarrassed tOSU. While it was a total team performance, our freshmen played one hell of a game. Things could get special from here on out. Great game by everyone.

Now some random thoughts…

Meteorologist McAfee Sees Fair Weather At WVU

“I think West Virginia fans are so fair-weather every once in a while it’s ridiculous. I know that from personal experience,” McAfee said last week. “We have some great fans. I just wish all of them were like that.

Before you begin to personally attack McAfee for stating the truth, you should remember all the barbs you have thrown in past few months. The comments have not be pleasant and were sometimes down right personally mean spirited. If you are going to be a critic, you should be prepared to take it too.

To those that think the booing and criticism goes unnoticed and does not negatively effect the team, look closely at what McAfee says and reconsider your opinion. We, as fans, are able to help or hurt our football team by our support or lack thereof.

I’m Not A Hater. I’m Just Keeping It Real!

I just want to warn all those that are hating on keeping it real about HCBS what could happen.




Christmas Gift Ideas

If you’re like me, you have a hard time finding the perfect Christmas present for everyone on your list. Lucky for you, I have thought looked far and wide for the best presents of the holiday season. While you may not take my advice on coaching moves, I promise these gifts will be hits.

Grandpa Fluffy Has Rabies

“Just because I make some positive remarks from time to time and try to keep this ship afloat, that doesn’t mean Bill Stewart’s a happy camper,” Stewart said. “I’m not pleased at 8-4. I’m a hell of a lot tougher than that. I’m pleased when it’s 12-0 and I still won’t like things I see.”

If you were watching the game on TV Saturday night you saw a new side of HCBS.  He was running up and down the sideline yelling, screaming, and about ready to beat the shit out of Sammy Morrone.  It took him a while but he now realizes he can’t be Smilin’ Bill all the time.

However, the new fire we saw from HCBS paled in comparison to the frustration shown by Patrick White toward OC Jeff Mullen. It says a lot when one of the most classy players in Mountaineer history shows up his offensive coordinator.

Lone Wolf

 

After a loss that showed little to no positive movement, there are those that want to give up.  You can call me whatever the hell you want (a homer, lover of mediocrity, or sexy), but I am standing by HCBS.  I am not supporting him because he is a good man.  Rather, I see the positives of this season and think to throw that away would be silly.

Like many of you, Charley and 25314 have been on the fire HCBS bandwagon since our tough loss to Colorado.  This season, after defeats, this site and other crappy message boards blow up. People come out of the wood work wanting heads to roll.  However, after victories you can hear a pin drop because nobody wants to give credit where credit was do.

Happy Thanksgiving!!

 

On this Thanksgiving Day it is a tradtion in the Senior household to go around say what we were thankful for over the last year. I am thankful for all our loyal readers and all the players and coaches that wear the Old Gold and Blue.

Thanks for making the last year fucking awesome. I am also thankful for this…

Kragthorpe Is Out…

Louisville’s Steve Kragthorpe has been under fire since the first day his team stepped on the field at their pizza-is-too-doughy stadium. I don’t know why, though. With a name like Kragthorpe, I would be afraid of his death club and getting the stigma of a bigot if I criticized him too much.

During his first year, the team could not “get up” to the level set in previous years. This year, Louisville’s troubles are all political.

What Is Mediocrity?

If you have defended HCBS in the past few months, I am sure you have heard this popular phrase, “If you are happy with mediocrity, then keep supporting this coaching staff.” It makes me pound my head against the wall because it could mean so many things. To help me and this coaching staff better understand your expectations, I have to ask…

What does mediocrity mean to you?

Now For Something Completely Different

We don’t normally do this but it seems that we have a lot of fortune tellers around predicting total calamity recently. This is your chance to prove your mystical powers. The compound question is simple. How will the game play out and what is the final score?

As I look into my crystal ball this is what I see…

Syracuse Week

This week the Mountaineers and Orangemen battle for the Schwartzwalder Trophy. I have to ask though. If you beat a horrible Syracuse team on ESPNU does anyone really care?

We should all care because a win is a win but this game should not be close. Syracuse is one of the worst teams in Big East history, so it should be easy. Hell, a late 90′s Temple alumni team could beat these bums.

My prediction: WVU 42 Orangmen 2 (HCBS will break his headset more times than Syracuse is in the red zone)