See Joe Dunk!

Could Joe Alexander become the NBA version of Peyton Manning?
See Joe Dunk

Suck It, Voters…Computers Are Our True Love

Think I give two (insert synonym for poop here) about what human voters think about our basketball team?  The answer after this commercial break…

UConn Build-Up

Stephen Curry, err….Davidson Open Thread

I guess they have other players.  I assume we’ll find out tonight.
Note: I lied — I do know that they have at least one other player.  Why do I know that?  He’s out for tonight’s game, that’s why.  Though, frankly, his name sounds made up, so I’m still skeptical.  Either way, even playing 1 vs. [...]

Thoughts on the Ugliest of Ugly Wins

We’re a young team, I get that.  There’s going to be some tough patches throughout this season.  But good lord was that ugly.  Still, a win is a win is a win is a road win over a probable SEC tournament team.  In about three months, we’ll be looking lovingly back to this win, overjoyed [...]

Pounding At The Tad Pad

 
I don’t know about the rest of you but I am ready to put this disappointing football season behind me and focus on basketball.  It is tougher to get pumped for basketball games since there is less alcohol involved but lets change that and drink heavily for every game. 
Tonight, at 9 p.m., CBH faces his [...]

Cam Thoroughman = BAMF

Cam Thoroughman has become a semi-celebrity among Duke haters everywhere for planting Gerald Henderson on his ass. Just watch and enjoy.

[courtesy Awful Announcing]

WVU and Sweet 16 — Like Lamb and Tuna Fish

– Oh, yes. They make terrific pair. They went together like lamb and tuna fish
– Lamb and tuna fish?
– Maybe you like spaghetti and meatball? You more comfortable with that analogy?
Actually, I like lamb and tuna fish, so we’re sticking with that.
WVU is back in the Sweet 16 for the third time in four years. [...]

SWEET 16!!

It was dicey, but this group of guys showed that I’m an idiot — and that they are all heart.
MVP Joe Mazzulla: 13 points, 11 rebounds, 7 assists, and 100% effort all damn day

The Key To Tonight (And Beyond)

Dancing Shoes

The brackets are out, here, and we are in as the seven seed against a high quality Arizona squad. It may be the “West” Bracket but the west coast is coming to DC and I’m PUMPED.
But don’t worry, I’m not gonna do what you all think I’m gonna do, which is, you know, FLIP [...]

And The Legend Continues To Grow…

Uncce, Uncce, Uncce, Uncce

Damn, that was a little to close for comfort but the fellas got a huge W. With this win the Mountaineers have punched their ticket to the big dance. All we have to worry about now is our seed.
Right now, we are most likely an 8 or 9 seed and I do not [...]

Tyler Hansbrough Is N-O-T Player of the Year

I bleed, therefore I am (awesome).
Michael Beasley is putting up BETTER numbers than Kevin Durant a year ago and he’s still going to finish second to Hansbrough. Just take a look at the numbers:
Tyler Hansbrough
23.3 points, 10.4 rebounds, 0.9 assists, 1.5 steals, 0.3 blocks, 2.1 turnovers
Michael Beasley
26.9 points, 12.6 rebounds, 1.2 assists, 1.3 [...]

Insert Long, Long String Of Obscenities Here

This just about sums it up.
Well, tonight was certainly a huge pile of shit. I would much rather wax philosophical on something about greener grass and another hill, but I can’t. Or at least I won’t, mostly because I want to curl up in the fetal position.
Tonight’s game was one of the single [...]