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In 2002, I Hit Ronald Blackshear In The Head…

…with a nerf basketball that I launched onto the court after a devastating OT loss.
The year before, I obtained his cell-phone number and posted it on a sign at the game. And we called it about a thousand times.
That same year, J.R. VanHoose, during pre-game warmups, walked over to me in the front row [...]

Marco Fell In The Mud

West Virginia Junior College felt it was time to beef up its mascot, Marco. In doing so the school paid over $9,000 for two new uniforms. To put it bluntly, they should get their money back, it looks like someone dropped the damn head in the mud.
Also, look at those fucking 1990’s windbreaker [...]

Bring Your Green Helmets We’re Going Streaking

Boredom makes you do strange things. No, downloading porno is completely normal. I’m talking about watching a few minutes of Marshall v. Houston last night on ESPN2.
Before I vomitted in my mouth a little from ugly ass football I noticed something that made me throw my fucking shoe. Marshall had on green fucking helmets. Why [...]

Someone Get This Man A Tissue

I kid you not, this was actually posted on the Marshall Rivals board.  Seriously, a man, presumably sobbing gently and standing on a ledge somewhere in Huntington, took the time to type this diatribe.  WVU’s success has affected him so much that he is losing the will to live.  That’s taking Marshall’s jealousy to a [...]

OK, That Was 100% Decent

Decent win Saturday.
Think it was great?  Good?  Awesome?  Fucking spectacular?  A lot of Mountaineer fans did.  I didn’t.  Decent is as far as I will go.
We went out and executed everything pretty well Saturday.  The running game rolled up our once customary 300+ yards.  The passing game took just enough pressure off the running game. [...]

We Are…..Irrelevant!!

Sure, WVU has lost a few games recently but is there any real chance we get beat by Marshall? There is no chance in hell that happens. The coaching staff will gel with the players and call a game that will be a thing of beauty. Do I have any facts, stats, or proof?  [...]

Stargate 2008

The title of this article does not reflect my love for science fiction movies that are eventually made into TV shows. No, no, and no. Rather, it is in reference to our recruiting haul so far this season. While we have not been scoring 5 star guys like Heastie and Boyd, the [...]

Marshall’s Season in Pictures

Actually, just one picture.

Unintentional Comedy Hour

All one really needs to do for a quick chuckle is simply look at Marshall beat writer Doug Smock’s picture. That picture is hung on the ceiling over my bed so the girls I trick into sleeping with me know that they could’ve done worse. However, after I give them my O face they [...]

Because We Can (…And It’s The Truth)

Marshall Hoping For New Commitment

HUNTINGTON — Marshall head coach Mark Snyder has already announced his recruiting class for 2008, but that doesn’t mean there are not any surprises left. Snyder, just 12-23 through three tumultuous seasons at Marshall, feels there is one marquee recruit left on the Herd’s radar.

Deja Vu

It was a third straight ugly win for WVU, and the game played out like nearly every Marshall game does.
WVU takes an early lead, and seems to be coasting to an easy win.  Marshall hits a few threes, and the crowd comes alive.  The game comes down to the last minute, and as the Little [...]

Marshall Girls Are Ugly

The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (1/23/08)

Welcome By-Godders to the Wednesday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown. It is WVU v. Marshall day and had I not fallen asleep at 9 last night I would have something highly entertaining and somewhat funny for our loyal readers.
But no just the normal stuff but expect some Marshall trashing throughout the day.

Why Don’t We Just Burn The Money?

If you’re a Marshall fan — like I am — you’ve had your fingers crossed for an indoor practice facility built with taxpayer money for awhile now. Well, today might be your lucky day:
Plans for an indoor practice facility for Marshall’s athletic program have risen from dormancy.
Marshall University’s Board of Governors has included a [...]