Bill Stewart. Jeff Mullen. Dave Johnson.
Ok, you’ve had your year. You’ve proven your ineptitude. Goodbye.
You changed the entire offense because we lost to Pitt last year. Now instead of one bad offenseive game against Pitt, we have played 11 bad offensive games, and still lost to Pitt.
I love a good QB zone on 3rd and [...]
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A last minute change of plans has my fuckbuddy girlfriend and myself heading to Heinz Field for the Backyard Brawl. I hope we win today.
I will also be carrying golf balls with Pitt logos on them. Why? If WVU needs a swing in momentum I will throw them on the field so Pitt gets a [...]
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‘Son, that’s Pitt. You hate Pitt now. You hate Pitt tomorrow. You hate Pitt until the day you die. After that, you will hate Pitt for eternity.’ — Jack Fleming’s Mom
Thinking about Pitt makes me want to puke, then punch a puppy. For last year’s Backyard Brawl, I did not think about Pitt once. All [...]
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Note: This is part three of a four part series. Parts one (Louisville) and two (Syracuse) ran yesterday. Part four (Rutgers) debuts later today.
If that picture doesn’t do it for you, let me list all the reasons why Pitt sucks:
Dave Wannstedt
Dave Wannstedt
Dave Wannstedt
Dave Wannstedt
Dave Wannstedt
Dave Wannstedt
Dave Wannstedt
Dave Wannstedt
Dave Wannstedt
Dave Wannstedt
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There was news yesterday that heralded Shitt recruit Cam Saddler tore his ACL during a non-contact drill. This is a big blow to a team that expected him contribute as a true freshman.
While some of you may be smiling because Saddler cheered for Pitt during his official visit to Morgantown last year. You should [...]
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Pitt, fresh off its upset victory over WVU third consecutive season without a bowl, has decided to ramp up their offense. How, you ask? Simple: take carries away from one of the most heralded running backs in the country, LaSean McCoy.
In a word, brilliant. I can’t wait to see how successful this [...]
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The title of this article does not reflect my love for science fiction movies that are eventually made into TV shows. No, no, and no. Rather, it is in reference to our recruiting haul so far this season. While we have not been scoring 5 star guys like Heastie and Boyd, the [...]
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The long West Virginia nightmare is over! Finally, Fraud has realized that he has absolutely no shot of winning the case and will pay WVU the $4 million he owes. Take the day off work, have a beer with your friends, and enjoy your final opportunity to complain about He Who Shall Not [...]
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There are only sixty-five days until the season begins and preseason prognostications are flying in from publications across the nation. Everyone from Pat Forde to stupid SEC fans wearing jean shorts have an opinion of what will happen this upcoming season. I’ve been in hiding these last few weeks crunching the numbers, punching [...]
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National Championship
Kiss a girl.
Have Pac-Man make it rain at Hummers after being appointed Interim University President.
Steal Dave Mustache’s wandstache right before the Pitt game, in the old college prankster tradition.
Have Pat white win the Heisman.
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Pete Fiutak and CFN are previewing spring football with “20 Big Questions,” the last of which is, “The BCS matchups will be…?” This is a bold question to answer in mid-March but CFN, being the junkies that they are, felt up to this herculean task. Needless to say, they failed miserably. Most [...]
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Want to know why Pitt didn’t land star recruit Terrelle Pryor?
The chief reason he never looked at Pitt has to be that Pitt has a tough time putting fannies in the Heinz Field seats. Who wants to play in front of 25,000 when you can play before crowds four times as large at Ohio State?
You [...]
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You just really can’t underestimate how much Pitt sucks.
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This is Ian Smith. You see, Mr. Smith is president of the Oakland Zoo, which is apparently a good thing at Pitt. He was also revealed as a 22 year old virgin masquerading as a shit-talking badass last November. Well, a lot has happened between that first profile and today, so [...]
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