Welcome, By-Godders, to the Thursday edition of the Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by, Cinderella’s glass slipper. Last year’s tournament sucked ass. No excitement, Cinderella runs, and the same two fucking teams that played for the football national title played for the basketball crown.
I wish there were more to say but I’m so excited, I just pee’d [...]
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Welcome, By-Godders, to the Terrelle Pryor edition of the the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Buckeye Beer.
If you think tomorrow is about anything other than Terrelle Pryor, you’re kidding yourself. The guy is a spectacle and there’s simply nothing we can do about it. All you can do is sit back and pray to [...]
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Welcome, By Godders, to the Tuesday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown presented by Alka Seltzer. There are some mornings I wake up and really regret the night before. Not because I danced on the bar at Gibbie’s and showed everyone my thong but because I ate Chinese food, drank green beer, took Irish [...]
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Welcome, By-Godders, to the drunken shit-faced hammered tanked St. Patrick’s Day edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Guinness.
St. Patrick’s Day is one my absolute favorite holidays, mostly because of the approved drinking status it enjoys. I mean, Fourth of July and Memorial Day are great to get drunk — along with President’s Day, [...]
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Welcome, By-Godders, to the Big East semifinals edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by mead.
Why Mead? Well, that’s what they drank way back in the day, back when the original Alexander the Great was conquering the world. It’s also what I’m drinking these days as the new Alexander the Great is conquering the [...]
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Welcome, By-Godders, to the Thursday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throdown, presented by Garden Beer. If Doug Gottlieb still doesn’t think we are in the Tournament I will steal his credit card and buy him some talent.
After sucking for most the first half, most of the team showed the heart that I didn’t think they had [...]
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Welcome, By-Godders, to the hump day edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Mississippi Black and Tan.
Why Mississippi? Well, besides being ranked behind West Virginia in most national categories, Mississippi is also the home to some of the hottest women on the planet — well at least in Oxford, home of Ole Miss. [...]
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Welcome, By-Godders, to the Tuesday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdon presented by Kurt’s Dugout. I am presently setting up my early exit from work tomorrow by coughing loudly and complaining of a sore throat.
If that doesn’t work, I will just tell them I’m having another baby. At this point my place of employment [...]
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Welcome, By-Godders, to the Monday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Brooklyn Beer.
If you’re off to the Big East Tournament, we suggest you check out NYC’s friendliest borough: Brooklyn! With 2.5 million people, Brooklyn would be the fourth largest city in America. To see the real Brooklyn, I suggest a quaint self-guided [...]
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Welcome, By-Godders, to the T.G.I.F edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Anchor Steam.
Anchor Steam, as you know (by the words “Made in San Francisco”), is made in San Francisco. San Francisco, incidentally, is the home of everyone’s favorite T.G.I.F. family-friendly sitcom, Full House. I have absolutely no idea what this has to [...]
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Welcome, By-Godders, to the Thursday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Natural Ice. You want a want a hangover and burning morning dump drink Natty Ice, eat Sour Skittles, and Kentucky Fried Chicken that night.
I love me some Skittles.
Now on to the Throwdown…
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Welcome, By-Godders, to the hump day edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Schmitts Gay.
Due to the recent women’s suffrage movement, both men and women are now able to enjoy hump day. We are also legally obligated to provide women-friendly content at least once a year. So as to not draw the wrath [...]
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Welcome, By-Godders, to the Tuesday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Wheaties. What is that you say, you can’t shotgun Wheaties? Well, let me tell you something buddy, you can!
Joe Alexander has been shotgunning the shit out of Wheaties over the last few games. Back-to-back 32 point performances how else do [...]
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Welcome, By-Godders, to the Monday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Flying Fish Brewing Company. I was absent for few days and I know you’re all sad to see me back but deal with it because I’m back. Don’t call it a comeback…
EAT SHIT PITT EAT SHIT PITT
Now on to the Throwdown…
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Note: We apologize for our absence yesterday. Please forgive us.
Welcome, By-Godders, to the Friday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by the Chicago Beer Society.
If you didn’t know by now, DePaul is in the city of Chicago. It’s alright if you didn’t know that. By the looks of the crowd Wednesday [...]
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