Assistant Coach Roundup: Hump Day Style

If you’re unfamiliar with our hump day posts, you can reacquaint yourself here, here, and most especially, here.

Today, we celebrate the hiring of our new assistant coaches with a pictorial reminder of their former schools. Personally, this is a better way to picture our assistants anyway — not as middle-aged men but as hot, young co-ed abstractions. God bless my imagination.

First up, Doc Holliday and the University of Florida, Jean Shorts Campus:

Open Thread — Louisville Edition

We’re going to be nice and provide you a place for all your Louisville comments, rants, bitchings, etc. We won’t be live-blogging this one, but at least you can spend the game with other By Godders — hooray!

Also, just for shits and giggles (and erections), we once again present to you former Louisville cheerleader Becca Manns (NSFW). Enjoy. Sinner.

It’s Hump Day! Get It?

[Charleston Gazette]

Hot Girls!

We are all wound tighter than Kirstie Ally’s girdle and need a quick smile. Here are some scantily clad women to give you sugar plum dreams before you pull out your hair tomorrow. All I can say is that things can only get better.

Now Meet Mike Locksley’s Wife

I think we can all agree that this would be a major upgrade over Rita Rodriguez.  Right?

Maybe Oklahoma Isn’t The Worst Punishment

 

It’s Hump Day, Get It?

The Girls Of The Garden State

At WBGV, we strive to bring you only the very best in women and only the very average of humor. In that vein, here are the hottest women New Jersey has to offer:

Clara Barton

Elisabeth Shue

Bette Midler

Ali Larter

Jon Bon Jovi

Kelly Ripa

Linda Tripp

It’s Hump Day, Get It?

I might be a little busy this morning, so this should keep you going for an hour or two…

THE Tits Of THE Ohio State University

Nothing gets me going more than a set of good, old fashioned tits. They look real, too. You think they’re real? Might make me feel better if they were. But I guess when it comes down to it, what does it really matter, anyway? They’re fun both real and fake.

But what would I know, I haven’t seen a real-live naked woman since 1994.

(By the way, NSFW. You know me, always looking out to keep you employed.)

[courtesy of Big Ten Poon, which seems like an oxymoron]

T&A: Miss. State Edition

You’d think universities would be smarter. Mississippi State has to know that when they post these pictures, people like me are going to use them for inappropriate things. I won’t tell you what those things are, but here’s a hint: it also includes me fantasizing about your mom.

My Top 25 and Future Predicitions!

Another great weekend of college football and a WVU victory are behind us. With USC going down to 40 point dog Stanford and three other top 10 teams losing, there will be another huge shake-up at the top of the polls. What I think does not matter but here is my top 25:

1. LSU — Will go undefeated and win the BCS National Championship.
2. Ohio State — They will get beat by Michigan.
3. California — USC will DESTROY them.
4. SOUTH FLORIDA — They will lose to Cincinnati.
5. Boston College –I hope they lose the rest of their games, damn traitors.
6. Oklahoma — The Big 12 Championship is their toughest remaining game.
7. South Carolina — Will lose at lest two more games.
8. West Virginia — No more screwing up.
9. USC — Will they go down again this year to UCLA?
10. Oregon — Could beat USC but will lose at Washington.
11. Virginia Tech — Everyone on this team will be arrested by the end of the season.
12. Hawaii — They are the Rainbows (insert joke here).
13. Missouri — Are they for real? We will see next week when they travel to Norman.
14. Arizona State — Will fall apart in the second half as they always do and finish 8 – 4.
15. Kentucky — They suck
16. Wisconsin — Will suffer crushing defeats at Ohio State and against Michigan.
17. Cincinnati — WVU will dominate these phonies.
18. Kansas — Who cares?
19. Illinois — No chance
20. Texas — Overrated
21. Florida — Frauds
22. Georgia — A really good team that had a really bad day.
23. UConn — Can they beat the Wahoos in Charlottesville?
24. Virginia — UConn will beat them at home.
25. State Penn — What’s a Nittany?

There you have it, my Top 25. It took a lot longer than I thought and if you don’t agree, shut your damn mouth!

Oh My!

Today was a great day of sports, especially college football. Upsets galore in college football, great baseball games with HUGE playoff implications, and the American’s played great in the President’s Cup (sorry to all you hockey fans who are pumped about the Kings big W in London but hockey sucks).

All these upsets are like solarcaine to the burn of getting beat last night. It helps because it means we won’t drop out of the top 15. All we need to do is take care of business the rest of the season and we should end up in a BCS game even if USF somehow wins the Big East.

At some point after the Cowboys game tomorrow I will realease release, “Things that made me want to throw my shoe.” I know you all cannot wait (it is good to end with a laugh).

It’s South (West-Central) Florida Week

While the real south Florida — aka Miami — is known for some of the hottest and surgically enhanced women on the planet, USF has it’s fair share of lookers. Unfortunately, most of the rest of the crowd looks like a roving band of carnies — and smell like it too.

Though, we always try and focus on the positive here. Especially wanna-be Jenn Stergers.

Oh wait, that IS Jenn Sterger. What the fuck is she doing cheering for USF?