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Best of WBGV: Hump Day: NFL Cheerleaders Edition

This was our most popular hump day post ever. Who the hell cares when it originally ran, but there are more to come. You can also expect an original hump day towards the end of the day that I think everyone will enjoy.

I spent about 20 minutes trying to come up with a [...]

Best Of WBGV: I’m Gonna Come At You Like A Spider Monkey!

Note: This piece originally ran on January, 4, 2008, after our amazing bowl win against Oklahoma. The fact that I still believe almost every word of this probably makes a lot of you very mad. BITE ME

When I got a text around 5:30 a.m. yesterday morning stating that Head Coach Bill Stewart, “HCBS”, got [...]

Allow Myself To Introduce….Myself

Usually, when there’s a lack of posts on this website, it’s merely us being lazy. Or hungover. Or both.
But this time, we have a legitimate excuse. Over the past few months, we have been working on starting a new chapter in our blog lives. That work, along with countless hours from [...]

Locked and Loaded

Like a sunrise over the mountains that burns off the morning fog to reveal West Virginia’s great beauty, the authors of this site will reveal something huge for Mountaineer fans everywhere on Monday morning.
Prepare yourself…

Insert UConn Pun Here

No, UConn not.  Yes, UConn.  UConn do it.  We get it headline writers, UConn sounds very similar to “you can.”  Very clever. 
Anyway you put it though, your 22nd ranked West Virginia Mountaineers play host to cancer-prone Jim Calhoun and his Connecticut Huskies tonight.  May we beat them like rented mule.  Or a woman who talks.
“Tonight we play [...]

Who’s Got A Secret? It’s Victoria!

Get your supplies ready, this is going to be a hump day for the history books. Not only are we going to feature pictures of Victoria’s Secret models, WBGV has formed a one-time partnership with CBS to televise the Victoria Secret Fashion Show tonight at 10.
This is going to be a great day.

15 Years Ago Today….

It’s a Celebration

 
Today is The 25314’s birthday, so you can imagine its going get pretty crazy tonight as long as I have hookers, blow, some ice cubes, a nine iron, and a buffalo – live or stuffed, preferably stuffed.
But what does a zip code who has everything even ask for on its birthday?  WVU football already has the [...]

FIRE JEFF MULLEN

Well, we haven’t been able to gain a yard in the power formation all year long so let’s do it again for this short yardage play. Great idea you idiot. He must go and must go now.
The offensive players never give up and have succeeded despite the coaching. Again, I feel sorry White [...]

Night Game

It’s a special time, in a special place, it’s a night game in Morgantown. I will not be there so I will be watching an alright day of college games. Those of you not going to the game feel free to comment on the day in college football and post your thoughts during the [...]

Pussy Cat Edition

In honor of adding LSU to the schedule, this Hump Day will be dedicated to girls of schools with Tigers as mascots. Since the University of Memphis does not seem to have any hot women I also threw in a couple of the ladies that played Catwoman.

Why Is Everybody Always Pickin On Us?

The state of West Virginia has to constantly ask the above question when it comes to commercialization of our perceived “incestuous-racist-hillbilly” way of life. Whether it is shirts at Abercrombie or films from Hollywood, they love to sell the fact that we are horrible people. People say, “Take a joke, relax, it was all [...]

The Opposite of Awesome

Limping Sobering news for a hump day, but it appears 5-star QB and WVU commitment Tajh Boyd has taken notice of WVU’s Offense (67th in yards, 80th in scoring…coincidentally, Tulsa is #1 in both with former WVU Defensive coordinator Todd Graham as their head coach and former WVU recruiting coordinator and TE’s coach Herb Hand as [...]