As per the Big EAST-ACC settlement, WVU and Florida State are locked-in to a home-and-home series in 2012 and 2013. Instead of that seemingly simple setup, Florida State decided they would try and tinker with it. How, you say? By proposing that the WVU home game be played in 2008…in Jacksonville.
Now we all know Florida State has a long tradition of academic greatness, in the same class as University of Phoenix and DeVry. But really? Jacksonville? Even West Virginians are too good for Jacksonville’s unique blend of jean shorts and wife beaters (not the shirts, but actual wife beaters…well, they might also be wearing the shirts). Plus there’s the fact that it’s 759 fucking miles away from Morgantown. Yeah, a regular home game if you ask me.
I applaud you Florida State. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re any dumber because you have a student body made up solely of criminal athletes and girls with fake tits. Because we respect you for your mind.
…and the fake tits.