Since it’s a little slow today, I thought I would hit you guys up with a little joke. It’s a cute little joke, so if you’d like to retell it and sound edgier, just add obscenities and hookers where you see fit.
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Marshall Fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Marshall Fans too. Not really knowing what a Marshall Fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.
There is, however, one exception. A little girl named Linda has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. “Because I’m not a Marshall Fan,” she reports. “Then,” asks the teacher “What are you?” “I’m a Mountaineer Fan” boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Linda why she is a Mountaineer Fan. “Well, my dad and mom are Mountaineer Fans, so I’m an ‘Eer fan too,” she responds. The teacher is angry now. “That’s no reason,” she says loudly. “What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?”
Linda smiles and says, “Then I’d be a Marshall Fan.”