But c’mon, is he getting fatter? Did he eat 3 recruits? If you play for Maryland, how in the world do you respect the guy ordering you to run wind-sprints when he’s yelling at you from his convalescent golf cart?
This is just ridiculous. Luckily, I am going to take the high road and not make fun of him. Not one bit.
But know that I really, really want to.