Back Where We &%#@ing Belong


Finally, some good news out of Morgantown

WE’RE #1!

That’s right, for the first time since 1997, WVU has regained its rightful and God-given throne as the #1 party school in the country. Now, as you’ve been doing gravity bong hits and snorting a mixture of cocaine and fertilizer, you probably thought to yourself that we were the #1 party school in the country. But it’s nice to have it validated in print…which you can then tear out, roll up, and use to snort more coke.

In other news, for the whatever year they started the school in a row, Brigham Young finished dead last. Apparently chaperoned dates and nightly curfews don’t conform to society’s opinion of a “party school.” Well I say bully to you society. BYU students will wear hoop skirts and have sex only for procreation if they damned well please. And they’re better off for it.

Or not.

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