I have no idea how to get out the fact that our defense doesn’t suck. Not only does it not suck, it’s pretty damn awesome. This gives you a little better idea about this new-found awesomeness:
Defensively, the Mountaineers allowed only 214 yards and improved to No. 4 nationally. They rank in the top 12 in total defense, run defense, pass defense and scoring defense. The defense enabled the offense, as well, as fumble recoveries by Mortty Ivy and Marc Magro set up a field goal and a touchdown.
But you still get fucktards like Ivan Maisel who continued to bad-mouth the defense. Maybe we could just send Mortty Ivy door-to-door, terrorizing and intimidating individual commentators. Is that an NCAA violation? I certainly hope not.
[photo courtesy of the Daily Mail, via the Associated Press, via a camera]