The SEC is the greatest conference in the world. It’s better than the Big EAST, better than the Pac-10, better than the NFC South, better than the United Nations Conference On Illicit Trade in Small Arms and Light Weapons In All It’s Aspects. Yeah, I know, how sweet is that? When the SEC plays in conference, the games are so fucking great they produce pure African diamonds. Not that Blood Diamond shit. The kind of diamonds you don’t feel guilty about buying for your wife or mistress or sister or mistress/sister. Does your conference’s games produce precious stones? Didn’t think so.
This year, LSU is proving just how great the SEC can be. Winning close games — week in and week out — just goes to show the superiority of this conference. Beating Alabama — on the road — is an amazing feat. What a great 4th quarter comeback. You think a team like UL-Monroe could come in to Tuscaloosa and come out with a victory? I didn’t think so. Only a team as great as LSU can get through this conference schedule.
Just look at our one loss if you want more proof: Kentucky. What a fantastic team. Kentucky makes football look effortless, like they haven’t even been trying for the past 100 years. That’s not easy. Kentucky did it with style. They did it so well, it’s like they’ve already gone back to not trying again. Just flawless.
Whatever you haters say, we know that the SEC is the greatest. No other team could approach how great this conference is. Not West Virginia, not South Florida, not anybody. It will be years until another teams beats an SEC team. I can’t wait to see whoever we play in the National Championship game. They probably spell their cheers without an “X”. As far as I’m concerned, if you ain’t cajun, you ain’t shit. Same for the SEC.
Fear The Hat!
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