Today, we celebrate the hiring of our new assistant coaches with a pictorial reminder of their former schools. Personally, this is a better way to picture our assistants anyway — not as middle-aged men but as hot, young co-ed abstractions. God bless my imagination.
Steve Dunlap, Marshall University:
Note: We have absolutely no idea if hot girls — or any girls, for that matter — attend the University of Northern Illinois. Our bad.