The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (1/25/08)

Welcome, By-Godders, to the Friday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, brought to you by Phillies Blunts. Sure, technically it’s a different kind of shotgun, but equally effective in getting you fucked up. So here we go…

What You (May Have) Missed:

  • The Bomb Must’ve Been A Dud: Today was supposed to be Chuck Finder’s big finish vis-a-vis the Rodriguez . Unfortunately, it was more like 5th Year Senior’s finish: much too soon and ultimately disappointing.

But based the incessant demands on WVU by Rodriguez’s agent, Mike Brown, somebody should have spanked Rodriguez on his bottom like a bad, bad boy and put him in a corner of the Puskar Center to pout.

  • If These Two Can’t Make It… Apparently, Jessica and Tony have broken up. Even if I were banging Jessica Simpson, I think about two months is the most I could possibly stand listening to her speak. Unless she was into anal.

Video(s) of Disinterest:

What To Watch:

There is very little sport to watch on a Friday night. Instead, maybe read a book. Just kidding. Watch porn.

  • YouPorn [NSFW] (-6) vs. Regular Porn: Sure, I am a child of the Internet age, which makes wanking that much easier. See how I used the word wanking? The British terminology really classes up a masturbation joke.

Note: Today’s Shotgun Throwdown is alternatively brought to you by Funyuns. It’s a natural progression.

5 Responses

  1. Yeah baby, it’s 3 a.m. and I have my USA Today and the WBGV Morning Shotgun/Throwdown.
    What else could a dude ask for?

  2. Apparently, Finder’s bombshell is in the dominion post this morning…………. Drumroll please….

    Garrison once told Rod (after the contract was signed) he would reduce the buyout

    So, yeah, the bombs a dud

  3. Even in my ignorance, I know that a term introduced orally, contemporaneous with a written agreement is barred due to parol evidence. And if RR argues that it was a supplemental K term, after the written K, then there must be evidence of consideration and other things that make up a K…..which aren’t evident here.

    He’s seriously introducing a letter from 1-10-08, that HE wrote, claiming Garrison made that promise???!!!! This just proves Finder is a puppet, if he even wasted ink on this story.

  4. Mullen is officially announced as OC, at least according to all the usual sites.

  5. I wonder if RichFraud has also written one of those nifty get-out-of-$4M-free cards to Michigan for his $4M buyout clause that he just agreed to there?

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