Mush! Mush!

Tomorrow’s game in Storrs is WVU’s golden ticket.  Not to Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, because that Young Frankenstein guy surrounds himself with little people and they terrify me. 

And not to the Pawtucket Patriot factory, because Family Guy regulates youtube videos like my employer regulates sexual harassment.  Since when was ‘sugarbreats’ offensive?  I was under the impression that if you said ‘sugar’ before anything it was okay.  And it’s not my fault.  My male secretary should be wearing a manzier.

But if WVU beats UCONN, at UCONN, the Mountaineers would be as good as in the tournament.

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The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (2/29/2008)

Note: We apologize for our absence yesterday. Please forgive us.

Welcome, By-Godders, to the Friday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by the Chicago Beer Society.

If you didn’t know by now, DePaul is in the city of Chicago. It’s alright if you didn’t know that. By the looks of the crowd Wednesday night, the city of Chicago doesn’t know either. They were probably busy doing other, more important things. Like taking in a Blackhawks game, watching Wayne’s World, or committing suicide. DePaul Basketball — Catch the Indifference!

Now, on to the Throwdown!

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DePaul is DeGay

DePaul est la plus grande école catholique aux Etats-Unis.

Loosely translated, DePaul is going to get run over like a cop in front of Randy Moss.

I know this for a fact, as I have developed and indisputable mathematical calculation to prove it.

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Hump Day: NFL Cheerleaders Edition

I spent about 20 minutes trying to come up with a good connection between WBGV, hump day, and NFL cheerleaders. After awhile, the bulge in my pants simply became too unbearable and I gave up.

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The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (2/27/08)

Welcome, By-Godders, to the Wednesday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by a big room full of empty beer cans.

If you hadn’t noticed, a few of us on this site went to law school. In fact, one of us is finishing the bar exam tomorrow. I won’t say exactly who, but it’s 5th Year Senior. So, when the exam is over, the rest of us are going to take our boy out and get him stinking drunk. By stinking drunk, I mean tanked enough to fill up a bedroom full of empty beer cans. Not a small bedroom, like in the picture, but a really big bedroom, like you see on Cribs.* Somewhere in there, there’s the bed where “all the magic happens.”

Note: Not Redman’s crib.

OK, on to the throwdown!

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New Staff, New/Old Recruiting Scene

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Anytime you have a new staff, you’ll inevitably have a change in recruiting tack and area. Of course, when you promote from within — like WVU did — the changes are usually minimized. With that said, there has already been a definite migration of where WVU is looking for football talent.

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The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (2/26/08)

Welcome, By-Godders, to the Tuesday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Everclear.

No, not that Everclear, this one.

Note the torn “gloves” and ratty leather jacket. When you’re not in college and in a picture featuring you holding up a bottle of Everclear, you can pretty much count on being a drunk with torn clothes. You can also pretty much count on not having gone to college. And lastly, you’re probably drinking because you’re still just getting over our announcement from yesterday that we’re cutting down on posts. Or not.

Either way, just because there’s less posts doesn’t mean we can’t still bring the heat.

Like this…

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See, boobs — and it’s not even hump day. Just letting you know there are still plenty of reasons to visit WBGV, even during football offseason. So please, don’t despair. Not that any of you were.

Now, on to the Throwdown!

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