The Mountaineers look to find atonement in Providence tonight, as I look to find whores in Touchdown City.
If you’re looking for analysis, look somewhere else, because you won’t find it here.
I know nothing about Providence this year. All I know is they lost in overtime against Notre Dame on Wednesday in the battle of Our Mother of Universities I Hate.
I know Austin Coshere, and Ryan Gomes were good. I know that white kid with the shaved head graduated already. And Tim Welsh has greasy hair and an empty basketball mind.
I know if WVU plays like they did against Cincinnati, Huggins will ensure that the streets run red with Smalligan’s blood.
I think we lose, because I’m a negative nancy. No one goes into the Dunkin’ Donut …..dounghnutssss…. Okay, I gotta go and get some Krispy Kreme.
UPDATE: Reader feedback: give your predictions for the game.
Now let us pray.