The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (2/13/08)

Welcome, By-Godders, to the Hump Day edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by 9 random beers and 1 champagne of beers.

Wait, did someone mention hump day? Oh, right, that was me. Either way, it’s hump day, and that can mean only one thing: boobs. Stay tuned.

But for now, on to the Throwdown!

What You (May Have) Missed:

  • The Team Sucks as Much as the State: And that’s really saying something considering how much I hate the state of Kentucky. Actually, just Louisville, but what’s the point if I’m not going to make gross, irresponsible generalizations.
  • This Shouldn’t Be Legal: But what, exactly, am I talking about? Interracial marriage? No. A 4’8″, nephritic man marrying a 5’7″ woman? No. A man marrying a horse? Yes.
  • Girls in Bikinis Happened: And there was much rejoicing. And alone time in your basement.

Videos of Disinterest:

  • I can sum up this next clip in 7 words: I would have sex with this woman.
  • This video has over 277,000+ views on YouTube. I weep for our nation’s future. And I say nation because I’m pretty sure we’re the only country with the Internet.

What To Watch For:

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