The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (2/20/08)

Welcome, By-Godders, to the hump day edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Golden Anniversary beer. Generally regarded as the worst beer in the world, Golden Anniversary led to one of my funnier Mountaineer fan moments.

There I am, tailgating for a women’s tennis match with an electric bullhorn taunting and screaming obscenities at opposing Rutgers players. What beer did I choose? Budweiser? Surely not. Heineken? Blasphemy. Of course, I reached for Golden Anniversary. It only made me more angry at those bitches from New Jersey. If you’ve ever been thrown out of a minor sporting match — like I have — you know what I mean.

Golden Anniversary beer, it’ll get you drunk!

Now, on to the Throwdown!

What You (May Have) Missed:

Video of Disinterest:

  • It’s always fun to watch a giant costumed dead-President fall on his face.

What To Watch For:

3 Responses

  1. You forgot the part of the tennis match in which the Rutgers ho hit the ball into the stands at our group of friends.

  2. That’s terribly offensive to say Coach K killed the Jews. The Holocaust never happened.

  3. That story almost makes me want to try Golden Anniversary beer. Ever think of writing commercials?

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