Welcome, By-Godders, to Thursday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throdown presented to you by St. Pauli Girl. The only consistent thing about this team is their inconsistency and horrible foul shooting. I stopped watching at the half so I could study for a test.
Do not give up hope, however, because this team is not dead yet but they are about to call for a defibrillator. Oh wait, that only works when your heart stops, this team doesn’t have any heart.
On to the Throwdown.
What You (may have) Missed:
- V = Victory; illanova = skanks: Another embarrassing performance from a team that was so close to getting over the hump and rolling into the NCAA tournament.
- Tiger Woods opened a can of WHOOP ASS: Tiger Woods may become the greatest athlete of all time. I wish could hit the ball like him once in my golf career.
Video of Disinterest:
Remember when our team wanted to win games…
What To Watch:
- Shit + 4.5 @ Notre Dame: I won’t watch this game but it may be pretty entertaining. Who am I kidding I hope the satellite the military shotdown yesterday hits the arena.
- Accenture Match-Play: This is always an entertaining event until the big names get knocked out. Will we have Phil v. Tiger in the finals??
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