Welcome, By-Godders, to the Friday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Genesis Ale.
Since it’s Friday, we can really let down our hair and finally — finally! — say whatever we want. Nothing better to get started on our day of mayhem than to drink the chosen beer of the chosen beer. You can make as many jokes as you want about the Jews, but when it comes down to it, Steven Spielberg can have you murdered. So I would watch what you say.
Now, on to the Throwdown!
What You (May Have) Missed:
- Rod Council Will Cap Your Ass: If we had more time yesterday, this would’ve been story A1. Unfortunately, we were too busy putting out the fire from our meth lab explosion. Luckily it blew up before Council tried to rob it.
- Players Get to Rape Women in New Cities: Everybody except Wally Szczerbiak, not because he’s the only white guy, but because he’s gay.
- Dakich’s Coming, and Hell’s Coming With Him: Seriously, does IU know what they’re getting into? Dakich will burn down Assembly Hall and be back at Bowling Green a week later.
Video of Disinterest:
- When I am searching for WVU videos on YouTube, I usually search by “date added” to see the newest additions. Usually, this is a complete bust. Except for today when I got really, really lucky. This is the best video ever! OMG!!!!%#!&#!!!
- Why the fuck would you put that on YouTube?
What To Watch For:
- Charley West (+7.5) vs. Sobriety: I have been sick for the longest time. Then, this week, I had to spend all my time studying for my GED. But today? I get drunk. On Genesis Beer.
- Really, that’s about it. Go out and have a good time. I know I will. I might even talk to a woman.
- Just kidding.
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