The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (3/5/08)

Welcome, By-Godders, to the hump day edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Schmitts Gay.

Due to the recent women’s suffrage movement, both men and women are now able to enjoy hump day. We are also legally obligated to provide women-friendly content at least once a year. So as to not draw the wrath of feminists, gay men, and Anne Heche, we’re running with the alternative theme today*.

OK, enough legal jargon…on to the Throwdown!

* Note: Just kidding.  We’ll be back with the regular dose of T&A later today.

What You (May Have) Missed:

  • Pitt (Not At All) Surprisingly Back To Talking Football: All it took was one ass-kicking to get them off basketball immediately. After last game? Football didn’t exist. I’m surprised it does this time, considering ESPN picked them 6th in the Big East.
  • Bubble Watch Watch: It won’t be updated until later today, but my guess is we move from “Work Left To Do” to “Should Be In.” And if we don’t? Andy Glockner dies.
  • We Ain’t Won Shit: Unfortunately, we failed to win (or place) in either Best Big East Blog or Best New Blog. But, we’re not bitter, considering these awards are so full of shit. C’mon, be serious: Iowa and Louisville on top of anything football related in 2007? That’s unpossible.

Video of Disinterest:

  • If you’re still reading after the questionably flaming gay entrance, then this is part of your reward. That’s right, song girls. You’re welcome.

What To Watch For:

  • Memphis (-1000) @ SMU: It’s games like this in March that make sure Memphis loses before the Final Four. What a joke.
  • Teams That Hve No Chance Playing Basketball: Yes, conference tournaments really get into the swing this week. They actually started yesterday, but we’ll understand if you didn’t notice. You must have been too busy doing anything else.

9 Responses

  1. The USC “Song Girls” are the most overrated bunch of ho’s in the nation.

    Give me southern girls in sun dresses or WVU girls passed out on the grass of law school hill any day of the week over the ho’s at USC.

  2. Well east coast girls are hip
    I really dig those styles they wear
    And the southern girls with the way they talk
    They knock me out when Im down there

    The mid-west farmers daughters really make you feel alright
    And the northern girls with the way they kiss
    They keep their boyfriends warm at night

    I wish they all could be california
    I wish they all could be california
    I wish they all could be california girls

  3. She wears snakeskin boots made by Calvin Klein
    And cheap sunglasses from the five and dime
    All the other girls in school they give her dirty looks
    She got an “A” in math and never cracked a book
    Sure looks good in her denim and pearls
    Rock my world little Country girl

    Rock my world
    Drag me out on the floor
    Dance with me till I can’t dance anymore
    One-step, two-step, get in a line
    I gotta find a way to make you mine

    I tell her that I love her but it ain’t enough
    She says I got to learn to loosen up
    Get a little wild on Saturday night
    But make sure she’s home before the mornin’ light
    Sunday she’s all ribbons and curls
    Rock my world little Country girl

  4. Yeah. I think we all know which is the better song, partner.

  5. In 18-hundred and 63
    Abe Lincoln gave the call
    The 35th star was on the flag
    That chose not to be a country-music-singing, stars-and-bars waving, cornucopia of redneck activities.

    I vote with Stiles.

  6. Your vote doesn’t count you’re gay!

  7. If only it were that simple.

  8. …You’re right. Thanks for the Schmitt’s Gay commercial!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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