The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (3/6/08)


Welcome, By-Godders, to the Thursday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Natural Ice. You want a want a hangover and burning morning dump drink Natty Ice, eat Sour Skittles, and Kentucky Fried Chicken that night.

I love me some Skittles.

Now on to the Throwdown…

What You (may have) Missed:

Video’s of Disinterest:

I’m sure you have all seen but they I wanted to LEAVE NO DOUBT TODAY about how much I love HCBS.

What to Watch:

  • UCLA could lock up a No. 1 seed with a W over the Hippie Trees: The Pac-10 has some physical teams and could surprise a few people come tournament time.
  • Bret Favre will cry: Favre will hold a noon press conference to answer questions and be praised by reporters as the best QB of all-time. He is not the best QB of all time because that honor belongs to Cal Ripken Jr. Who cares if Cal played baseball, he played in 2,632 consecutive games. Favre is pussy compared to the Iron Man.
  • Did a special prize recruit recently visit Morgantown?

20 Responses

  1. After watching that video, I’m excited enough to punch a baby. April 19th can’t get here quick enough

  2. And another note…I think HCBS should have that background music where ever he goes. It would make grocery shopping and taxes more entertaining…

  3. Cal Ripken Jr. is an overrated player, but even more so, an overrated person. He’s a phony and a fraud. But I think it’s really original that 5th Year grew up in the 1990’s and is a Cal fan. He probably also cheers for the forgotten teams of the 90’s like the Cowboys and Braves. Why not go ahead and cheer for the IRS?

  4. Love the website, I am a former athlete, WVU class of 85! I read you daily, first site I go to. I have 3 extremely athletic sons. All Jewish. Don’t understand why a Jewish kid can’t lead Duke in basketball. Please explain. Lett’s Gooooo Mountaineers!

  5. How is he overrated?

    All-Time Stats
    31st Runs scored
    14th Hits
    38th HR’s
    21st RBI
    65th BB
    4 Holiday Inn Commercials

    That is greatness!

  6. .276 Batting Average
    .340 On Base Percentage
    .787 On-base Plust Slugging
    36 Stolen Bases
    39 Caught Stealing
    4th in Career Outs
    1st in Career Grounded into Douple Play

  7. Ted,

    I think that was a shot at me. Charley West has been known to spin the dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock.

  8. what recruit visited morgantown? AND – had anyone heard anything new on Pryor (please don’t go to UM)

  9. The recruit? Errellta Ryorpa

  10. Everytime i see that video, it reinforces the reasons why i think bill stewart will be a realy good coach.

    Who is thie Ryorpa guy?

  11. haha, i get it now. except for the fact that there is nothing to get. You just jumbled letters.

  12. It’s pig latin dumbass.

  13. in pig latin, words end with the sound AY, not a.

    btw, Farve is crying.

  14. Ted, I was taking a shot at Charley but please don’t let your kids go to Duke. Point them in the right direction—> WVU

    Hank Aaron was second in GDP does that make him overrated?

  15. Jose Conseco is 31st in HR. Does that make him great?

  16. You’re 1st in gayness does that make you an all-time great catcher? Well, it sure helps Piazza.

  17. HCBS sounds like another Knute Rockne in the making. That was one hell of speech and I had not seen it before. After that speech I think the Mountaineers could have beaten anybody in the country. Hell I’m so pumped up right now after listening to that I’m going to go beat on the wife, kids, dog, cats, who I come near. HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

  18. Who took more balls to the chin? Johnny Bench or Rock Hudson? Should the Rock be in the HoF?

  19. Dwayne Johnson should absolutely be in the Hall of Fame. If you don’t vote for him he will drop ” The People’s Elbow” on your ass.

  20. Cal Ripken drives a pick up truck around Butler, Maryland and it has a bumper sticker that says “MILK SUCKS – DRINK BEER”

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