The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (3/10/08)

Welcome, By-Godders, to the Monday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Brooklyn Beer.

If you’re off to the Big East Tournament, we suggest you check out NYC’s friendliest borough: Brooklyn! With 2.5 million people, Brooklyn would be the fourth largest city in America. To see the real Brooklyn, I suggest a quaint self-guided walking tour. Included on the tour is the location of Brooklyn Brewery, the site where Jay-Z first started selling cocaine, the hotel room where Posh Spice and David Beckham conceived their first child, and the exact spot where you’ll be mugged and beaten to within an inch of your life. Like I said, it’s very quaint.

Now, on to the Throwdown!

What You (May Have) Missed:

Video of Disinterest:

  • Shit is fierce.

What To Watch For:

  • #3 West Virginia vs. #7 Louisville (8:00 PM): Louisville upset #2 Rutgers yesterday, so they come in high as a kite. But, then again, WVU beat UL in the regular season. Though, you must also consider that it’s women’s basketball and I care very little.
  • Me (-24.5) vs. Death: I got a death threat from someone claiming to be Victor Page’s wife. I would be much more frightened of Victor, but with one eye, his marksmanship can’t be too good. Though, any women that would marry that man has to be bad as hell.

One Response

  1. Is that true about good ole vic’s wife? do you think she heard us from my basement when we were 13 years old? That stuff we said about him was pretty messed up, especially for 13 year olds.

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