Hotty Toddy, gosh almighty
Who in the hell are we — Hey
Flim Flam, Bim Bam
Ole Miss, by Damn!
OK, here’s a quick list of things to never do in your life:
- Piss on the third rail
- Challenge a Sicilian when death is on the line
- Take naked pictures of yourself
I don’t care if you have a first generation Polaroid camera, the pictures are finding their way to the Internet. There’s no stopping them.
So, if you’re an Ole Miss student and you take pictures of yourself very naked, chances are you don’t want to leave your camera at a fraternity house. That would probably be the opposite of good.
Of course, that’s exactly what this young woman did, and it was certainly the opposite of good. Well, at least for her. For us? The definition of good.
**** NOTE: The pictures that follow are very, very, very Not Safe For Work (NSFW).
Just wanted to get that out of the way.
UPDATE: Just got word from Erik @ Deep South Sports that these are, in fact, fake. Well, the girl’s not fake (her tits probably are), but she’s certainly not an Ole Miss student. She’s not even a student. Hell, she’s not even American. If you want the full story, go here. If you want to see a random British girl naked, by all means, continue on. Even her teeth are decent.
Filed under: hump day |