WVU Needs To Win 37 More

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up a second.

You guys are getting pretty excited for a team that’s still squarely on the bubble. You think you’re in? Sure, you beat UConn, but that doesn’t mean too much. They don’t even have Ray Allen anymore.

I’ll tell you, right now, I still have you out. Baylor is more deserving. Dayton has a better resume. I’ve never even heard of Illinois State before, so they’re obviously in. Basically, you’re screwed.

By my count, WVU only needs to win 37 more games to clinch an NCAA berth, which I predict them to do by 2013. Maybe 2012, if you’re lucky. 49 of those 37 wins should come against the RPI Top 7, so as to strengthen your resume. Also, see if you can schedule some NBA teams. Anyone but the Knicks.

Once you do all that, maybe — maybe — you’ll get into the tournament.


8 Responses

  1. Who is that guy in the picture? He looks like a bad immitation of Joey from Friends. Yes, I watched Friends. Jennifer Aniston is not bad on the eyes.

  2. That’s Doug Gottlieb. You hate Doug Gottlieb.

  3. It’s hard to recognize Gottlieb when he’s not wearing his pants backwards and isn’t brandishing stolen credit cards.

  4. He looks like ana nicols ex howard k. stern…………nice nose.

  5. He knida looks like WVUinColumbus to me.

  6. Sorry, I have dyxlexia

  7. I found it him more infuriating last year when he said the UCLA win wasn’t impressive because Darren Collison didn’t play.

    Of course he never mentioned that Westbrook, Collison’s replacement, was a 5 star recruit, or that Joe Mazulla was hurt and walk-on Ted Talkington had to play like 10 minutes.

  8. He is a no talent credit card thief.
    Who really steals their roommates credit cards?

    Next, he is from California. Thus, tanning beds and raditional hair removal has completely left him retarded.

    Good news: Jim Boeheim (Syracuse HC BB) has spent the last 5 years publicly bashing Gottlieb for his illegal picks used on his roommates visa. I guess Gottlieb shouldn’t make educated remarks like that “Syracuse plays in a soft league”.

    Eat a big fat wet cowdunya Gottlieb!!!

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