Garrison Proclaims “Mission Accomplished”

President Michael S. Garrison, standing proudly beside the mast of the USS West Virginia, announced today that WVU has prevailed in the war against the Heather Bresch scandal.

When asked exactly what had been accomplished, Garrison had no comment, except to say, “I still have a job.”

At least for now.

14 Responses

  1. To be continued…

  2. SHOCK AND AWE.

    That mandated caps.

  3. Has there ever been a proganda slogan as (deservedly) mocked as Shock and Awe?

  4. garrison=manchins bitch.

  5. Perfect! The only thing missing is Garrison’s face photoshopped on Shrub’s shoulders. They’re 2 of a kind, anyway.

  6. Perfect! The only thing missing is Garrison’s face photoshopped on Shrub’s shoulders. They’re 2 of a kind, anyway.

  7. Back off of “W”.

    We are not all bleeding heart liberals that think liberating the Iraqi people from the “Butcher of Baghdad” was a bad idea.

  8. Thanks sg-couldn’t have said it better myself.

  9. Back off of ‘W’.

    No.

    The man is a buffoon, plain and simple. And I voted for him….twice.

  10. My only regret is that I can not vote for ‘W’ again.

  11. I haven’t followed politics too closely lately. Somebody update me: After the mission was accomplished, did we ever figure out if our children is learning, or are we still too busy working hard to put food on our families?

  12. Hey Charley,

    Don’t worry, here come the Democrats.

    Say hello to higher taxes, BIG gonvernmet and the increase in the welfare state. You know … Socialism.

    Say good bye to the 65/70 mph speed limit, more of your paycheck, national defense, the V8 engine, and personal freedoms.

    After all, the Democrats have to protect us from ourselves.

  13. Hey Charley,

    Don’t worry, here come the Democrats.

    Just because “W” is a retard doesn’t make me a democrat.

  14. My intuition tells me that Charley West is a bleeding heart liberal, pinko-commie, who hates the financially successful and supports government handouts.

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