Mark May Hates, Threatened By Children

Sure, they have all the innocence and enthusiasm of youth. Sure, they look to have a combined age of seven. And sure, they even talk a little playful smack. So what have these children done wrong? Plenty, at least according to Mark May.

Yeah, he seems happy enough at first, telling us the kids were “great.” Whatever. Inevitably, we always see the evil, petty side of Mark May.

Watch the show more? Again, they’re small children. They have bedtimes and blankies and monsters under their beds. They also need to be watching educational shows, like Sesame Street and Closing Bell on CNBC. If we want them to grow up not retarded, College Football Live isn’t exactly must-see TV at this point. Especially when you’re on the show.

And calling out their score predictions? Again, they’re children Mark. Children. Just be glad they can count to 24. I know I’m proud of you every time you count to 24…and you’re a grown man.

Unfortunately, a grown man who talks shit to children.

4 Responses

  1. I’m so proud! Those are my children who I willfully exploited for the good of Mountaineer nation. Thank you for giving them some much needed press Charley! They are trying to get over 1,000 views on their “You Tube” video and you have pushed them up by more than 50 today. BTW, they have a combined age of 13 (Noah -8 and Lexi -5).

  2. Those kids have more credibility in predicting football games than any ESPN sports “analyst”

    I mean look at them…that kid has trustworthy written all over his Pat White jersey.

    I do disagree with one thing…SEC fans won’t cry for days. They will blame the weather, WVU fans, WVU players, the refs, the “strength” of the SEC, the “trap game,” the high altitude, the full/new/first quarter/third quarter moon, the brightness of the stadium lights, the glorious HD jumbo screen, and/or Cotton-Eyed Joe for the loss.

  3. My girlfriend (pause for effect) and I saw this on the show and could not stop smiling. She thought it was soooooo cute and I said, “Take that Mark, you fucking bitch.” Great jobs kids. You should send a video every week their predictions are correct. That would be sweet.

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