Wear white on Saturday. And if you don’t, I will kill you. Seriously, I will kill you. I’m really not joking here guys, I will literally end your life. I might suffocate you, or strangle you, I might even stab you. I could light you on fire, then use your burning body for warmth. Then there’s always shooting you, but that seems prertty played out. I would prefer doing something original, like forcing you to eat thousands of marbles. You’re dead, and I get to have fun. OK, back to the point: if you don’t wear white on Saturday night, I will see to it that you perish. Oh, and enjoy the game.

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19 Responses

  1. I Put On ! I Put On ! I put (WHITE) on for my City !

    PUT YOUR MUTHA-FUCKING WHITE ON !!

    I hope snows white couches tom night !!

  2. Damn, i didn’t know it was so serious. i was seriously thinking about not wearing white, but i think i may have to reconsider…

  3. i dont understand, why are we wearing white?

  4. We are wearing white so that when it snows it will look like the stadium is empty.

    We are honoring Shitt’s home attendance numbers.

  5. There will be tears.

    Pat is going to make this a game to remember. An all-white Morgantown under the lights in front of a national TV audience. We will remember this game forever.

  6. Will we remember it if we lose?

  7. Maybe even more so.

  8. Can we wear other colors under the white?

    Don’t worry, I bought a 4XL shirt to go over my jacket just to honor the best QB/player in Mountaineer Football History.

  9. For crissakes, if youre that much of a tightwad, buy a XXL Hanes t-shirt and wear it over your coat. it’ll cost you like $3

  10. Tight-e white-e’s and a layer of white paint on. Oh and a huge Jagg (kentucky wiskey) layer on as well.

    It will be one of the most memorable games in WV history or that We ever see …

    Might go dahn to the the Blue Lot now !!

    WV will win by 21+ and our crowd will score 14 of those points tom night …

  11. White!

    White!

    White!

  12. White is right! I wish we had a whole team of Whites!

  13. By the way, mad props to me again… point 22….

    https://wbgv.wordpress.com/2008/06/03/2008-wvu-football-wish-list/

    would rather have had a national title, but whatever.

  14. Pat White and Co. are due some payback with those bitches from USF.

    Hey, if you can’t wear white, go buy white out at your staples or office depot and use that.

    Or buy some white paint at Lowe’s and cover yourself.

    I’m sure either of those ideas won’t hurt you……or, No they are good ideas.

  15. ITS GAME DAY BITCHES !!

    LETS GET IT ON!!

  16. White POWER!

  17. I totally look like a marshmallow with tits….let’s do this thing!

    THANK YOU, SENIORS!!!

    LETS GOOOOOOOO MOUNTAINEERS!!!!!

  18. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA a marshmallow with tits, I thought I was the only one that thought that, oh, I forgot, we are from West Virginia, there will be a lot of marshmallow tits at the game. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH RICHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I have a new man crush.

  19. Remember to thank USF for actually allowing the Mountaineers to wear white and honor your QB.

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