Wear white on Saturday. And if you don’t, I will kill you. Seriously, I will kill you. I’m really not joking here guys, I will literally end your life. I might suffocate you, or strangle you, I might even stab you. I could light you on fire, then use your burning body for warmth. Then there’s always shooting you, but that seems prertty played out. I would prefer doing something original, like forcing you to eat thousands of marbles. You’re dead, and I get to have fun. OK, back to the point: if you don’t wear white on Saturday night, I will see to it that you perish. Oh, and enjoy the game.
Posted on December 5, 2008 by Charley West