Touchdown! Finger Blasting!


Man, that headline has it all. And so do the pictures. Apparently, after UK had scored to go up 7-0 in the first quarter against Florida, the general rules of decorum were suspended briefly at Commonwealth Stadium.

Take it away, lucky Deadspin reader (only kinda NSFW):

Here’s the deal. 8:00 mark, 1st quarter, UK up a touchdown. Most people celebrate with high-fives and rocksplosions.

But the couple in front of me…not so much. They celebrate by straight up finger-banging. that’s how we roll in the bluegrass.

My girlfriend alerted me first of this hot public action. Then the chick to my left elbowed me pointing with disgust at the table-turning in the pants. (Apparently women can hear other women’s belt buckle coming undone.)

Then, basically, me and 32 others in the section watched with shock-and-awe for the next 3 minutes as this M.I.L.F. got her shit on.

Oh. Hell. Yes. I may be a lot of things, but I am most definitely a man that would unabashedly marvel at a girl getting fingered at a football game. I might would absolutely borrow an older gentleman’s binoculars just to get a better look. This is the best story of the year, by far.

At the same time, though, it makes me sad. There I was, busy checking things off my “Fucking Awesome Things To Do At A Football Game” list and now I have to add something to the bottom. Oh well, I’m still young.

[Deadspin]
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Just To Whet Your Appetite

Here are two of my favorite things: WVU football and tits, courtesy of the intimates section of the Sears catalog. Hey, you didn’t always have Playboys growing up, sometimes you had to make due.

Get ready for a big week!

In No Way Does This Make You Look Slutty


Well, you knew it was only a matter of time until a story broke out of Huntington about a male strip club disguised as a Big Green fundraiser. It was inevitable.

But who knew it would be this good? The pictures, the quotes…it’s almost sensory overload.

Usually I would just point you in the direction of the article to read the quotes and see the pictures, but that just wouldn’t be doing this gem of an article justice. Enjoy.

“We are Marshall’s biggest fans, literally,” Angelo said. “It’s girls night out, we are having a great time. The girls make new friends and builds camaraderie for the big games.”

The coaches pulled volunteers out of the crowd, making for an interactive experience that offered a hands-on look at the game.

“It’s a lot of fun to get off the field for a little bit and give back to the ladies of the community,” Lauzon said. “They get to meet the athletes and get close to us. It makes them pay attention to what we do a little more.”

“This is my 18th one of these and this might be No. 1 of the 18,” Gale said. “This is an opportunity to take football to an intermediate level where everyone can learn a little bit. I’m looking forward to seeing No. 19 next year.”








[courtesy of Deadspin, tip via APH]

Pitt Sucks (Compared To This)

If you missed it, the Comedy Central Roast of Flava Flav was this past weekend. I know, so many things could have sucked. But here’s the best part. They didn’t.

Greg Giraldo killed, Jimmy Kimmel killed, and Jeff Ross was Jeff Ross. Come to think of it, we’d rather fuck Leslie Nielson too. He’s a cuddler.

Just enjoy.

Pitt Sucks (Compared To This)

If you missed it, the Comedy Central Roast of Flava Flav was this past weekend. I know, so many things could have sucked. But here’s the best part. They didn’t.

Greg Giraldo killed, Jimmy Kimmel killed, and Jeff Ross was Jeff Ross. Come to think of it, we’d rather fuck Leslie Nielson too. He’s a cuddler.

Just enjoy.

Howdy

Is this thing on? Yes. OK, let’s go. I don’t want to fall any further behind Charley’s postings. Let’s hope he doesn’t burn himself out before, like you know, football season starts.

Why am I here? Charley invited me to participate on this blog, because like himself, I’m a big West Virginia fan. Due to that, he expects me to provide interesting and insightful commentary on all things West Virginia. That likely won’t happen. So, where does that leave me? I’m not sure, because Charley apparently has the bawdy talk covered. But I’ll give it a whirl.

With the 2007 season fast approaching, I think the WVU football team will be very good (I told you I was going to be insightful). We’ll tackle this more in the coming weeks. Until then, watch the 25 YouTube videos Charley’s posted.