Oh The Humanity!


Dave Hickman, whether he knows it or not, has cursed Brian Brohm much more than a losing season ever could. How did Dave do this, you ask? By comparing him to Brady Quinn. Yuck.

MORGANTOWN — Here’s the main reason Brian Brohm is going to be playing quarterback for Louisville Thursday night at West Virginia instead of sitting in some NFL team’s meeting room watching film:

Last January he was Brady Quinn.

He goes on to talk about draft stock, but the damage is done. You don’t just come back from being compared to Brady Quinn. Even before Quinn existed, quarterbacks were being compared to him. Andre Ware, David Klingler, Akili Smith, etc. All once and future Brady Quinns.

And if you’re wondering at home exactly what Brian Brohm’s draft status is currently, here’s a good idea:

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What Has Two Thumbs And Is Gayer Than Brady Quinn?


THIS GUY!

Seriously, Jimmy Clausen is the starting quarterback for the Notre Dame Fighting Irish. If Knute Rockne were to ever see this picture, he’d die right on the spot.

R.I.P. Knute Rockne, March 4, 1888 – September 5, 2007.

What Has Two Thumbs And Is Gayer Than Brady Quinn?


THIS GUY!

Seriously, Jimmy Clausen is the starting quarterback for the Notre Dame Fighting Irish. If Knute Rockne were to ever see this picture, he’d die right on the spot.

R.I.P. Knute Rockne, March 4, 1888 – September 5, 2007.

Just Being Mentioned In The Same Article As Brady Quinn Is Enough


Sure this “article” is from last year, but I think it’s worth mentioning. Of course this is just one “boi’s” opinion, but if he says Brian Brohm is dreamy, who is going to argue with him? Not me.

Brian Brohm, Quarterback, Louisville University

The Cardinals’ 6′4″ blonde quarterback is on the Maxwell Award Watch list…or is it Walter Camp…we look into his dreamy eyes and forget. Thank whomever you worship to for giving us at least one reason to watch Big East football! Brohm will have to step up to the plate against Miami and West Virginia this season.

Brady Quinn, Quarterback, University of Notre Dame

Named one of “Out Magazine’s 10 Athletes We Wished Played for Our Team”, Quinn tops just about every Heisman Trophy Watch list. And that’s not the only thing we wished he topped. That alone gets Brady on our list of players to watch this season! Plus being #10 doesn’t hurt either…it’s such a popular number these days.

Ohhhh, sexual innuendo. So sassy.

[courtesy of Boi from Troy]

Just Being Mentioned In The Same Article As Brady Quinn Is Enough


Sure this “article” is from last year, but I think it’s worth mentioning. Of course this is just one “boi’s” opinion, but if he says Brian Brohm is dreamy, who is going to argue with him? Not me.

Brian Brohm, Quarterback, Louisville University

The Cardinals’ 6′4″ blonde quarterback is on the Maxwell Award Watch list…or is it Walter Camp…we look into his dreamy eyes and forget. Thank whomever you worship to for giving us at least one reason to watch Big East football! Brohm will have to step up to the plate against Miami and West Virginia this season.

Brady Quinn, Quarterback, University of Notre Dame

Named one of “Out Magazine’s 10 Athletes We Wished Played for Our Team”, Quinn tops just about every Heisman Trophy Watch list. And that’s not the only thing we wished he topped. That alone gets Brady on our list of players to watch this season! Plus being #10 doesn’t hurt either…it’s such a popular number these days.

Ohhhh, sexual innuendo. So sassy.

[courtesy of Boi from Troy]