Sugar Bowl: Drinking and Blogging

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Yes, that’s right, we’re going to live-blog the Sugar Bowl. Why? Why the hell not?

Actually, it’s because we have visions of grandeur for those spunky Hawai’i Rainbow Warriors. Or as I will refer to them for the rest of the evening, the Rainbows. That old school logo would make George Michael proud.

Plus, if Hawai’i (good lord, that stray apostrophe is annoying to type every time) makes this a game, we’ll get to see a lot more faces like this one:

So, sit back, pour yourself a beer or four, and enjoy the Sugar Bowl. We’ll be here to hold your hand the entire game, assuming we don’t pass out first.

8:25 — What have we already learned? Herschel Walker would whoop Knowshon Moreno’s ass, Fran Tarkenton looks suspiciously like a less-kept Archie Manning, and Hawai’i has no chance against this bigger, stronger, better endowed Georgia team. So, of course, the Rainbows will win.

8:33 — If you name your trumpet trombone band “Bonerama,” you can expect the full support of WBGV. Well done sirs, well done.

8:38 — Don’t take this the wrong way, but Jimmy Johnson’s hair makes me erect.

*** The live-blog continues after the jump….

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