Dance Dance Not Revolution


I searched for over 5 minutes for an interesting/funny YouTube video about USF. Not much to choose from. The best I could find is this video from the 2006 University of South Florida Department of Student Affairs Holiday Party Talent Show.

Is it funny? Not necessarily. Is there any reason you should watch it? Probably not. The only things I can gather from this video are:

  1. The woman second from the right needs to repeat this dance a lot if she’s going to lose the holiday weight.
  2. The woman second from the LEFT seems a little overeager, leading me to believe she has slept with half of the University of South Florida Department of Student Affairs. Or half the students.
  3. I bet the instructor is dynamite in the sack.
  4. This is 3 minutes and 8 seconds you will not get back. Just when you think something interesting is going to happen, nothing interesting happens.
  5. I am glad I did not attend the 2006 University of South Florida Department of Student Affairs Holiday Party Talent Show. Although I am still bitter I wasn’t invited. Those fat whores know I love salsa dancing!

On that note, Enjoy!

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Bill Stull Spared From Pitt’s Season

Bill Stull is out indefinitely after tearing ligaments in his throwing hand this past Saturday. As the article states, this is a similar injury that Brian Brohm suffered last year. Brohm only missed 2 games, but speculation is that Stull will be sideline for longer, possibly the entire season.

PITTSBURGH — Pitt quarterback Bill Stull is out indefinitely after needing surgery Sunday to repair a ligament injury in his right thumb that occurred during his first college start.

The injury is similar to that sustained a year ago by Louisville quarterback Brian Brohm, who missed two games after being hurt during an early season game against Miami.

Stull, a junior from Pittsburgh, was hurt when his thumb was bent backward on a handoff during the third quarter of a 24-3 victory over Eastern Michigan on Saturday night.

I don’t want to go ahead and call Pitt’s 2007 season a train wreck, but I will call it a car wreck, mostly because it’s hard to get into a police chase in a train.

Pitt Football: An Interpretive Dance

In the interest of full disclosure, this isn’t meant to be an interpretive dance. It’s actually a guy running in a 3000m steeplechase, which is not a dance at all.

But if one would choreograph an interpretive dance representing Pitt’s 2007 football season, I think it would look a lot like this. Except with more pain. And uglier uniforms. And more mustaches.

My Apologies For A Slow Day

For the 7 people who read this blog, you should appreciate the slow days. 1) You don’t have to read what I consider to be funny; and 2) I try to buy your love with good looking women.

Well, since today is a slow day, here is my gift to you:


PS: I have no idea why I included the “It’s Palko Time” tag either. For some reason, it just sounds dirty.

My Apologies For A Slow Day

For the 7 people who read this blog, you should appreciate the slow days. 1) You don’t have to read what I consider to be funny; and 2) I try to buy your love with good looking women.

Well, since today is a slow day, here is my gift to you:


PS: I have no idea why I included the “It’s Palko Time” tag either. For some reason, it just sounds dirty.

My New Homepage

This is the greatest site of all time. Go there, worship, and be reborn.

Note: There is a LOT of sound.