Ways To Stop Looking Stewpid

Many of you have complained over the past few weeks that our coach looks like and actually is a bumbling idiot that needs to be fired. Since I do not agree that he needs to be fired, I am offering HCBS some free advice. If he follows these easily implemented suggestions he will improve his Stewpid image, have porcelain venires, and rock hard abs.

Actually, he will only improve his image but the other two would help with the ladies and recruits.
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T-Minus 4 Weeks and Counting

Western Michigan’s demise is only a short 4 weeks away. Marshall’s demise is only 5 weeks away. My perma-erection for the 2007 season is only 2 weeks away. This is a good thing.

I was all set to celebrate 4 weeks until football season with a picture of Western Michigan’s cheerleaders. Then, I thought to myself, “do I actually want to see Western Michigan’s cheerleaders?” Surely they can’t hold a candle to the hotties from Eastern Michigan (disclosure: cheerleaders from Eastern Michigan may or may not be hot…probably not). So, instead, enjoy the Song Girls from USC. Chances are we will get to seem them up close and personal in New Orleans in January.

There are some ugly women and douchebags interviewed in this video, so do yourself a favor and hit mute. And by douchebag, I mean Pete Carroll.