WVU Needs To Win 37 More

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up a second.

You guys are getting pretty excited for a team that’s still squarely on the bubble. You think you’re in? Sure, you beat UConn, but that doesn’t mean too much. They don’t even have Ray Allen anymore.

I’ll tell you, right now, I still have you out. Baylor is more deserving. Dayton has a better resume. I’ve never even heard of Illinois State before, so they’re obviously in. Basically, you’re screwed.

By my count, WVU only needs to win 37 more games to clinch an NCAA berth, which I predict them to do by 2013. Maybe 2012, if you’re lucky. 49 of those 37 wins should come against the RPI Top 7, so as to strengthen your resume. Also, see if you can schedule some NBA teams. Anyone but the Knicks.

Once you do all that, maybe — maybe — you’ll get into the tournament.

Brian Jones Is A Special Human Being

In case you’re wondering, Brian Jones is a commentator/analyst/future unemployed member of CSTV. He went on record stating that West Virginia would get “blasted” in the Fiesta Bowl. That doesn’t make him all that memorable since most commentators/analysts said the same thing.

What does make him memorable is his response to a WVU fan’s e-mail earlier this morning. Enjoy.

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Apparently, Rodriguez Is A Child

I have always been critical of Rich Rodriguez’s seemingly inability to accept criticism. In his mind, he is above any negative statement from the fanbase or media. This cements that:

Meanwhile, a longtime friend of Rodriguez, who spoke confidently, said he could understand if the coach were interested in the Michigan job. The friend complained how some Mountaineer fans reacted after WVU lost the Pitt game, ending chances for a national championship.

Some fans booed and criticized Rodriguez, while kicker Pat McAfee, who missed two field goals in the game, reportedly received death threats.

Oh my god, they booed? You mean we complained after losing as a 28 point favorite, at home, to our biggest rival, in a game we had to win to go to the National Championship? You gotta be shittin’ me. I figured we’d give him a big pat on the back. Good job Rich. Good job.

Take your ball and go home to Michigan.

[Metro News — HT: APH]

Yeah, This Pretty Much Sums Up Pitt Football

You have to watch for a little while, but here’s what happens:

1. Celtic scores rebound goal.
2. Scottish announcers have an unintelligible conversation about said goal.
3. Celtic supporter runs onto pitch and viciously assaults Milan’s goalkeeper.
3. Fan runs onto the field, touches goalkeeper, goalkeeper gets sand in his vagina and falls down.

How does this NOT remind you of Pitt football? I mean seriously. Both found the fetal position at the first sign of danger.

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CRR Statewide Softball-Line


If anyone listened to the Statewide Softball-Line this evening I hope you are as pissed as I am. I always thought CRR was a man but it appears as if he is just a little girl who can’t handle a tough question. I learned two things listening to the show this evening.

First, we now know that CRR is the king of the blame game. He again threw all his guys, especially Jarrett Brown, under the bus saying that they just could not execute any plays. Not only did he throw Jarret Brown under the bus he backed up the damn bus over him again and found a Syracuse sorority girl to give him herpes.

If you did not catch the comment CRR said, the clock was not an issue at the end of the game (WHAT) because they were getting the plays in faster than any coaching staff in the nation. He said Jarrett Brown just could not call the plays fast enough once they were signaled to him. CRR I say BULLSHIT ASSHOLE, you screwed up and you screwed up big time with your play calling by failing to get the ball in the hands of your play-makers. (4 touches by Slaton and Devine in the second half)

Adjusting the game plan does not make you shitty a coach it helps you to win a national title. We will continue to come up just short year in and year out unless you learn to adjust the game plan and take some blame. MAN UP

The second thing we learned is that Tony Caridi is CRR’s bitch. While Tony is no Jack Fleming I still enjoy his play-by-play of the games. Tony man up and ask a tough question…PLEASE!