The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (3/11/08)

Welcome, By-Godders, to the Tuesday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdon presented by Kurt’s Dugout. I am presently setting up my early exit from work tomorrow by coughing loudly and complaining of a sore throat.

If that doesn’t work, I will just tell them I’m having another baby. At this point my place of employment has me down for 6.5 kids from 7 different women. Everyone knows you can’t get a girl preggers when she is on top, it is just gravity, so I’m fighting custody on one of those little devils. I also don’t think it counts if the girl was asleep at the time of conception, but the court didn’t buy that argument.

On to the Throwdown…

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The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (3/10/08)

Welcome, By-Godders, to the Monday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Brooklyn Beer.

If you’re off to the Big East Tournament, we suggest you check out NYC’s friendliest borough: Brooklyn! With 2.5 million people, Brooklyn would be the fourth largest city in America. To see the real Brooklyn, I suggest a quaint self-guided walking tour. Included on the tour is the location of Brooklyn Brewery, the site where Jay-Z first started selling cocaine, the hotel room where Posh Spice and David Beckham conceived their first child, and the exact spot where you’ll be mugged and beaten to within an inch of your life. Like I said, it’s very quaint.

Now, on to the Throwdown!

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The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (3/7/08)

Welcome, By-Godders, to the T.G.I.F edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Anchor Steam.

Anchor Steam, as you know (by the words “Made in San Francisco”), is made in San Francisco. San Francisco, incidentally, is the home of everyone’s favorite T.G.I.F. family-friendly sitcom, Full House. I have absolutely no idea what this has to do with anything, but I’m using it as an excuse to post a picture of Lori Loughlin.

I had it all wrong when I was younger. I was too busy foolishly staring at Candace Cameron when I should have been focusing on nailing Lori Loughlin. To be honest, I was 5 and wouldn’t think about “nailing” for another 20 years, but I still wasted a lot of time on Candace Cameron. Bullshit.

On to the Throwdown — though I’m still pretty depressed about how not hot Candace Cameron was.

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The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (3/6/08)

COLD BUT GOOD

Welcome, By-Godders, to the Thursday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Natural Ice. You want a want a hangover and burning morning dump drink Natty Ice, eat Sour Skittles, and Kentucky Fried Chicken that night.

I love me some Skittles.

Now on to the Throwdown…
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The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (3/5/08)

Welcome, By-Godders, to the hump day edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Schmitts Gay.

Due to the recent women’s suffrage movement, both men and women are now able to enjoy hump day. We are also legally obligated to provide women-friendly content at least once a year. So as to not draw the wrath of feminists, gay men, and Anne Heche, we’re running with the alternative theme today*.

OK, enough legal jargon…on to the Throwdown!

* Note: Just kidding.  We’ll be back with the regular dose of T&A later today.

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The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (3/4/08)

Welcome, By-Godders, to the Tuesday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Wheaties. What is that you say, you can’t shotgun Wheaties? Well, let me tell you something buddy, you can!

Joe Alexander has been shotgunning the shit out of Wheaties over the last few games. Back-to-back 32 point performances how else do you explain it? Joe wants to be, wants to be, wants to be like Mike.

EAT SHIT PITT EAT SHIT PITT

Now on to the Throwdown…
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The Morning Shotgun/Throwdown (3/3/08)

Welcome, By-Godders, to the Monday edition of the Morning Shotgun/Throwdown, presented by Flying Fish Brewing Company. I was absent for few days and I know you’re all sad to see me back but deal with it because I’m back. Don’t call it a comeback…

EAT SHIT PITT EAT SHIT PITT

Now on to the Throwdown…
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