Hot Girls!

We are all wound tighter than Kirstie Ally’s girdle and need a quick smile. Here are some scantily clad women to give you sugar plum dreams before you pull out your hair tomorrow. All I can say is that things can only get better.

mmm

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Ian Smith Is A Virgin

This is Ian Smith. You see, Mr. Smith is president of the Oakland Zoo, which is apparently a good thing at Pitt. He was interviewed by the Post-Gazette on this thoughts about the upcoming Backyard Brawl. And of course, he did exactly what I expected him to do — make fun of West Virginia. But that isn’t all we found out…

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Ladies And Gentleman: A Pitt Fan

Don’t make fun of the retard.
Don’t make fun of the retard.
Don’t make fun of the retard.
Don’t make fun of the retard.
Don’t make fun of the retard.
Don’t make fun of the retard.
Don’t make fun of the retard.
Don’t make fun of the retard.
Don’t make fun of the retard.
Don’t make fun of the retard.
Don’t make fun of the retard.
Don’t make fun of the retard.

(Wait for it.)

(Wait for it.)

OK, now.

Louisville Sucks At Tailgating, Life


When you peruse this picture, keep one thing in mind: the beer is a prop. All of these Louisville fans have grabbed fake beer — the queer one on the right grabbed a fake Corona Light — and smiled for the camera. Cheese!

No Louisville fans tailgate. And they’re lepers. That is a fact.

(Note: this may not be fact)

Having traveled to Louisville, I was treated to prohibitionist good times. The only reason they sell beer in the stadium is because they know the away fans will buy it. Yeah, I know, it’s sad. Usually fans at opposing schools get drunk and lob obscenities and trashcans at visiting fans. That’s just college football.

Louisville?

They sip their wine coolers and then cower at the site of Old Gold and Blue. I just assume they do the same when Middle Tennessee State comes to town. God only knows what happens at their Spring Game. They probably assume the fetal position and refuse to get out of the car. Pussies.

Judging by the picture, however, Louisville fans are amazing at flashing gang signs. Speaking of gangs, I can never remember who are the Bloods and who are the Crips. From the looks of their colors, they’re probably Bloods. But that seems a little obvious, doesn’t it? Bloods wearing red? I wish I had paid attention during that mugging a few weeks back.

Wait, what was I talking about again?

This Guy Still Sucks

Where’s Waldo: Douchebag from Syracuse Edition


If you guessed the rather looking normal man with the well-groomed mustache, you would be incorrect. On the other hand, if you guessed the obvious virgin in the blue and orange tights, orange cape, utility belt made out of oranges, orange rubber gloves, blue sunglasses, and Jimmy Neutron hair/hat, well, you would also be incorrect. It’s actually the guy getting out of the truck in the background. That guy is such a douchebag!

I’m just kidding. It IS the jackass on the left. Good guess. That one was pretty easy.