Who Doesn’t Like A Good Midriff?

T-Minus 2.5 Hours…


8 o’clock STILL can’t get here soon enough. To pass the time, I’ve had this photo professionally printed life-size and mounted it on my wall. For the next 2 and a half hours, I’ll be the one sitting and staring…and drinking. A lot. Probably an unhealthy amount. It happens.

We Wish We Were In Business 6 Months Ago


This is Becca Manns.

She used to cheer for Louisville. I have no idea why she doesn’t cheer for Louisville anymore.

Maybe she just didn’t feel like cheering anymore…kinda like Forrest Gump and running. Or maybe it was the nude photographs plastered across the Internet from her own digital camera. Yeah — maybe that was it.

Like I said, this is old news. These leaked to the Internet over 6 months ago. But as you know, we weren’t in business 6 months ago. So I missed out. Well, since it’s my blog and I can do whatever I want, I’m posting them again. To be honest with you, I shouldn’t need an excuse to post naked photos of Louisville cheerleaders. It’s my God-given right. So there.

Remember, these are very NSFW…unless you work in a strip club, whore house, or the Colorado football recruiting office. In that case, go nuts.

[courtesy of oddsnark.com]

Sex or Weightlifting?

Remember the Adam Sandler skit from a few years back (edit: 1996) called sex or weightlifting? The premise was simple: an audio clip was played to a passerby on the street and they had to guess whether the tape was a recording of people having sex or lifting weights. Obviously, hijinx ensued when they would play someone having sex and called it a dead-lift or a squat-thrust or something like that. Hilarious.

Well, these exists a parallel in Mountaineer sports, at least for me. It’s called “WVU highlight tape or internet porn?” As the season gets closer, the more WVU highlight videos get me aroused. Don’t act like they don’t do the same for you. Sinner.

Well, this next video does a good job of toeing the line between internet porn and WVU highlight tape.

Sex or Weightlifting?

Remember the Adam Sandler skit from a few years back (edit: 1996) called sex or weightlifting? The premise was simple: an audio clip was played to a passerby on the street and they had to guess whether the tape was a recording of people having sex or lifting weights. Obviously, hijinx ensued when they would play someone having sex and called it a dead-lift or a squat-thrust or something like that. Hilarious.

Well, these exists a parallel in Mountaineer sports, at least for me. It’s called “WVU highlight tape or internet porn?” As the season gets closer, the more WVU highlight videos get me aroused. Don’t act like they don’t do the same for you. Sinner.

Well, this next video does a good job of toeing the line between internet porn and WVU highlight tape.