Wear white on Saturday. And if you don’t, I will kill you. Seriously, I will kill you. I’m really not joking here guys, I will literally end your life. I might suffocate you, or strangle you, I might even stab you. I could light you on fire, then use your burning body for warmth. Then there’s always shooting you, but that seems prertty played out. I would prefer doing something original, like forcing you to eat thousands of marbles. You’re dead, and I get to have fun. OK, back to the point: if you don’t wear white on Saturday night, I will see to it that you perish. Oh, and enjoy the game.

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Mississippi State: Bulldogs or Criminals?


One thing we love here at WBGV is an opposing team that is an easy target. Mississippi State is a decent team, but it will be an easy win for the Mountaineers. Also, the people over at Fire Sylvester Croom have provided us with plenty fodder for the upcoming week.

While we had problems early this year with players getting in trouble, it is nothing compared to the debauchery that is taking place in Starkville. During Croom’s tenure, 12 of his players have been arrested. That is more arrests than “The U” during its thug heyday.

The arrests range from assault to indecent exposure. I may be the dullest fork in the drawer, but even I know to keep my horse in the barn when I am out in public.

But wait, there’s more! Croom’s players have also violated NCAA rules by receiving free YOGA lessons. Instead of investigating if this violated NCAA rules, the school should investigate the straightness of its football players.

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